Not only am I mean and difficult to get along with, but I don't like most people either. Maybe I should reevaluate my take on reality.

I win! Life is good. I'm getting divorced (for the win). This needs to happen, the husband has not been terribly helpful in the signing papers area, but I think he'll probably sign next week. That means I can go back to school! My best friend is finally making friends that she really values in Florida, which makes me happy, I was a little ( Read more... )

I spent the night at Anna's house the other day. I woke up screaming. I don't know how loudly or whether I even yelled out loud but I definitely awoke with a scream on my lips. All I can remember is a lot of animals tearing each other to pieces. There were rats and birds being eaten alive by cats and ferrets and snakes who were being eaten by ( Read more... )

On her radio show recently, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance . The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative ( Read more... )

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I would like to pass this message along only to demonstrate the audacity, one track minded, crock of nationalistic and BLINDLY patriotic SHIT pile it is. My Commentary will be denoted with asterisks (*) at the beginning and end of every segment ( Read more... )

I learned a good lesson today. My intuition is my best asset. I'd go into details, but you wouldn't be able to believe me if I told you. It takes a fuck of a lot to offend me and to make me feel less than secure among friends; some piece of shit actually managed to make me feel threatened at my home. I've not felt so violated since I was living ( Read more... )

A long list of dumb things Kentucky Slim would never ask anybody in person. Probably ( Read more... )

It exists. It keeps airplanes in the air and it makes the right things happen exactly when I most need them to happen.

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Also, if you haven't already, listen to Charming Hostess. Or don't. I like em.

I had my bike fixed. It's name is Gonzo, because it is blue and it is mine. I rode across the 2nd street bridge tonight. Those purple lights are there just for me. They say so. Go up there, ask them why they are there. They will respond "we are here for Shekinah". It's true. I skinned my knee because my balance is terrible when I'm sober, ( Read more... )