A DEF RHYME WITH HELP FROM T TO THE ERRY, YO!!!!

[plugsplugsplugs]

Yo yo I'm Arthur and it's plain to see!!!!!!!!
That I've got a baby-eating battery!!!!!!!
The coppertop! has a plus sign on it
It looks like the batt has a CUTE LITTLE BONNET!!!1
Now let me introduce you to my friend NINE VOLT
He powers everthing besides MEIN COLT
We DC!!!!!1 down the street like a bunch of THUGS

Comments

[waitingfortom]

That's

very special, Dad. You're a creative... guy...

[plugsplugsplugs]

That's fly, dudette!!!!!!!!

[waitingfortom]

Would you like a banana nut muffin when they arrive? Harry's sending me some.

[plugsplugsplugs]

Cha-ching!!!!!!1

[terryclothrags]

Give it up!

[savethefurries]

Why is it that i come back to find more ppls pro eating the bebbes???

;_;

[waitingfortom]

It's just a... er... rap? My dad doesn't eat babies, Lavender, but he's... uh... saying that he has a battery that does? So it's not cannibalism or anything. I don't know what it is when a battery eats a baby, though.

I would really hope my dad wouldn't actually support baby-eating after fathering seven of them.

[terryclothrags]

Eight.

[waitingfortom]

I think I know how many children are in my family better than you, and that's Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Ron, and then me. Count them up. That's seven.

[alwayspms]

That is quite a special poem, Mr. Weasley. I do hope you are feeling better, now.

[plugsplugsplugs]

I wasn't feeling bad, yo!!!!!

[spidersmustdie]

...MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is Dad doing?!?!?!?!

[plugsplugsplugs]

Oh Ronald, I think he's trying to wrap!

[spidersmustdie]

WHY????????

[terryclothrags]

He is laying down science.