You may have won the battle, House, but you haven't won the war!

It really did look as if Arthur was finally making it through his rough patch. His mid-life crisis, if you please.

With his new promotion to the Ministry's Department of Silly Walks, and his new determination to lead a more sober, peaceful, and wrap-free life, I thought we were going to pull through it all.

Until last week, when -- oh! It's ( Read more... )

I am so sorry, Ginevra and Fred and Eric, for neglecting to write for such a prolonged period of time!

You see, there has been trouble in the Burrow - and yes, despite what Arthur 'G' Weasley may tell you, we do live in the Burrow, and I have contacted the Floo Network to repair the abomination that was committed against my ears when Arthur ( Read more... )

Oh, good heavens, it's been such a hectic week ( Read more... )

Yo yo I'm Arthur and it's plain to see!!!!!!!!
That I've got a baby-eating battery!!!!!!!
The coppertop! has a plus sign on it
It looks like the batt has a CUTE LITTLE BONNET!!!1
Now let me introduce you to my friend NINE VOLT
He powers everthing besides MEIN COLT
We DC!!!!!1 down the street like a bunch of THUGS ( Read more... )

HEY MACARENA!!!!!

I don't know whose idea it was to show Arthur these "compaq disqz" as he tells me they're called that play music, but whoever it is needs to tell me this very instant, as he or she will surely be receiving a lecture ( Read more... )

GINEVRA WEASLEY!

Stop.

Arthur time.

-The Weasleydiggity

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