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plugsplugsplugs

Well, I have been quite busy!

Oct 14, 2004 20:39

I am so sorry, Ginevra and Fred and Eric, for neglecting to write for such a prolonged period of time!

You see, there has been trouble in the Burrow - and yes, despite what Arthur 'G' Weasley may tell you, we do live in the Burrow, and I have contacted the Floo Network to repair the abomination that was committed against my ears when Arthur ( Read more... )

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spidersmustdie October 14 2004, 21:00:05 UTC

Do I get any regards Mum?????

plugsplugsplugs October 14 2004, 21:17:08 UTC

Who in heaven's name is this? Why, I only have five sons and a daughter, and I certainly don't remember any of them being named 'Ronald Bilius Weasley'!

spidersmustdie October 14 2004, 21:24:15 UTC

...Mum???????

plugsplugsplugs October 14 2004, 21:43:39 UTC

You are not my son!

Now, go change your trousers!

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drunkirishdude October 14 2004, 21:46:48 UTC

Mrs. Weasley, might I suggest a sock in the mouth when he's sleeping? I have read somewhere that this can be a very effective method of killing a person, not to mention to stop their dreadful snoring.

Although if you prefer, I seem to have come into possession of a rather large knife that Eric ordered for me, though I haven't the faintest idea as to why, exactly...

plugsplugsplugs October 14 2004, 21:54:51 UTC

Thank you, dear, for offering me your large knife, but I've already tried the knife.

The sock is sage advice, however, and I shall use it the next time I see Arthur sleeping unawares! Hopefully he won't do any of his wrap moves in his sleep again.

drunkirishdude October 14 2004, 22:04:38 UTC

Best of luck to you on your noble mission.

waitingfortom October 15 2004, 04:20:13 UTC

OW! OH MY EYES MY EYES THEY'RE BURNING THEY'RE ON FIRE THEY'RE Mum that's so bright! Did Dad do that?!

I'm prepared, Mum, don't worry! I have an idea, too. I'm not sure if I should say it yet in case I can't retrieve the instrument of the deathing but I think it's a good one.

We have enough siblings now, Mum, so that doesn't make me sad. Thank you for telling us, though.

I did and they were so delicious! I think I'll even let Fred and George have one, if they behave. Maybe if Fred rips the head off of Mr. Cocky.

Love,
Your daughter and last child

terryclothrags October 16 2004, 06:20:35 UTC

How many brothers fell victims to the streets?

herbology_dork October 16 2004, 17:31:55 UTC

rest in peace, young wizard, there's a heaven for a G.

deranged_gofer October 17 2004, 19:09:18 UTC

Mr. Cocky says, "Hello!"

Love,
Fred