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Muahahaha... looks like nobody cares enough to come rescue that woman. Well, I've been challenged by some girl, but that's hardly a decent rescue attempt when I'll be fighting her in the hotel.
Even Mario would be better than this! I'm growing impatient with this all, and I'm just about to take more serious action. Sure, keeping some broad locked ( Read more... ) -
Muahahahahahaha~
ATTENTION.Muahahaha... hello. Now, ever since my arrival, I've played the role of a generally respectable Koopa. True, I've bragged, and hinted at treachery, but until now, I didn't do a thing ( Read more... ) -
Wishes, wishes, and more wishes
Call me curious, but if you could wish for anything what would it be? I won't say why I'm asking, because that's for me to know and for you to possibly find out.
I remember back in the Mushroom Kingdom how I would always make wishes, and those pesky Star Spirits wouldn't do a thing about it! Sure, they'd grant the wishes of other people, like ( Read more... ) -
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It's irritating I can't fake it, won't you spare me ( Read more... ) -
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Huh? Now what's THIS?
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Mouth wash, huh? Why would the Koopa King need something like that? Sure, my breath may be a bit bad after shooting fire all the time... that could be why Toadstool can't stand me.... but that's not gonna get in my way.
Then again, it's not as if it's poisonous.
[a sound of gulping as Bowser tries the mouth wash]When ( Read more... ) -
Now what's THIS?
Rargh, it seems that I've stumbled on something interesting. These devices surely have a lot of capabilities, moreso than many things I've seen back in the Mushroom Kingdom. Well...they're nothing compared to the Star Rod, but hah, like that matters! Anyway, look at THIS...
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Bwahahaha. It's been a while since I've checked up on this thing, but it looks like quite a few people left this world. No wonder it's been quiet as of late, but no matter. The less people there are, the more things may lean in my direction ( Read more... ) -
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Alright, so some people have been asking me about Mario. I figured that, being the generous guy, I'd tell you all about that scum! See, we've been at it for years, him always getting in my way with his treacherous schemes, and with me trying to save the princess every time! The only problem is, that plumber ends up breaking into my castle and ( Read more... ) -
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ENTER USERNAME: mariosuxxorz ( Read more... )