Place your bets for the upcoming state of the union

[pmb]

Every year there has been a red herring in the President's State of the Union speech. Hydrogen cars, steroid abuse, mission to mars, etc. Well, we're losing two concurrent land wars in Asia and the housing bubble is looking like it may be going down, so what irrelevant thing will be brought up this year? Place your bets. Winner gets bragging

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Can't believe you didn't mention the animal-human hybrids

[flamingweasel]

The threat of irresponsible video file sharing. From Saddam to ... uh, that Brazilian model, we must defend people's rights to have sex and die while being taunted.

Thank you, and God Bless the United States of America.

Odds: 1/10**&pi**3;

[unkle_social]

I haven't the foggiest. maybe those crazy global warming conspiracy theorists.

I'll play the letter game!

[pmb]

You get E! A letter that is very hard to do without.

[mauitian]

The budget?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Yah right.

[cosyne]

internet pr0n? that hasn't simmered up for a while. and you know, we could search for evidence of terrorist plots while we're scanning peoples' computers for dirty pictures.

marijuana?

food supply terrorism?

the evils of stem cell research?

How about good ol' music/movie piracy? I sure do loves me some file downloadin*

*note: i don't actually download that kind of shit from teh intertube. i have better ways to waste my time.

[cosyne]

hrm. now that i've said that, do i have to get all 5 to win? If so, I better win big :-)

I suppose we could find some Sicilians to go in against...

[clipdude]

Oh, thanks for reminding me! I still owe you a page full of As.