The only thing worse than bad memories,
is no memories at all.

For more shits and giggles, here's my resignation letter from Safeway. Fuck it was fun to write and more to the point, hand in. And yes. It appears I'm turning this blog into one of those disgustingly pretentious "Mmmm-i'd-just-thought-i'd-share-sum-of-my-writing-with-you-wank-wank-wank" blogs. Eat it up, readers (What readers? Who are you talking ( Read more... )

For the hell of it - this was my first article published as sub-editor as Farrago this year. It's far too long for a blog, and I expect zero people to read it, but for the sake of it, whatever. It's about stencil art in Melbourne and the loss of the Banksy's Little Diver on Flinders Lane. Nothin' spesh. And in effort to destroy your friends page, I ( Read more... )

People are a waste of food ( Read more... )

Whilst not known for their softness and subtlety, I really think the Germans nailed it upon creation of these three words, in a romantic manner the French could not surpass.

Erdbeere
Literal translation: "Earth berry"
English equivalent: "Strawberry"

Handschuh
Literal translation: "Hand shoe"
English equivalent: "Glove"

LuftkissenfahrzeugLiteral ( Read more... )

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... and Rivers is sporting a hideous 'tache.

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I don't really listen to the radio, so i always find myself about 6 months behind everyone else when it comes to "discovering" "new" "music." It's happened to me with Okkervil River, Modest Mouse, and more recently, Justice. Anyway, so i've heard a bit about this Knights of Cydonia song by Muse. I mean it took out the #1 on the Hottest 100, and i ( Read more... )

"The strange, as it were, invisible beauty of Australia, which is undeniably there... seems to lurk just beyond the range of our white vision ( Read more... )

www.theage.com.au!! How are you, give me some news.

Well, US prosecutors have filed torture and assault charges against two men suspected of throwing an Australian tourist into a burning firepit on a Californian beach.

A firepit! Poor guy. That does suck. Who was he?

The victim was Adelaide electrician Robert Schneider, 26, NBC San Diego ( Read more... )