All right, I've decided to do an update. Yes, I know, I'm late. But I must say that work can beat the living shit out of a brother. Can I get an 'amen'? Business has been slow these days. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Smoking just suddenly turned UN-COOL? People these days ( Read more... )

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Babies.

They're everywhere. Everyone has a baby. At least, I think they all do.

Babies....

Fuck, I'm going to need a lot to smoke this week.

At least I'm not stressed out anymores like I used to be. I used to be tripping over my lack of joints, but now everything seems much more chill. Relaxing, even. I've decided to enter that whacked cooking thing that Naruto is holding. Maybe I'll form a new hobby/pasttime. Where are all my bro's at? Even though I'm not as ghetto as I used to be, I ( Read more... )

Oi, I just ran out of my stash, due to my lack of going out and all that jazz. I can actually speak normally now, without that gangsta slang that I picked up from the streets. Of course, I slip now and then, but shit, it's in my blood.

Literally.

I just saw the greatest pair of tits presence today in Konoha! Apparently, everyone else thinks she's ( Read more... )

I displayed my godly aura to a passing couple today. It was glorious and all that shit. And I just had an all-around, jolly fucking day! Although I have been just chilling at my crib all week, it was cool. I need to get out more.

The days have been getting shorter. Or am I just living too long? Fuck, I'm turning fucking emo I need a joint. Yeah ( Read more... )

DAMN, I'm forming an army now. Turn this shizzle around, because the Pod Crew is coming to town, bitches! Apparently, Ne-G, Shika and I were the core members, but I've we've accepted a new addition: Sasori. We need a gangsta name for you, bro.

S-MAN, SORI, S...

Anything, yo. I'm just throwing shit out in the open.

My old man took a picture of me today. I tried to stop him, but he still got me. But when I saw it, I was like "damn, that's pretty gangster", and decided to post it up in hur. I don't know what those little shit's on the bottom of the picture are. Probably just ash spirits like in the Totoro movie.

...What? I'm not high.

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That I'm getting worse. BOO-YA, BIT- I mean, shit, I think I was supposed to beta this. But damn, I'm too lazy to do that shit today. But how does HE know? I haven't been flashing nobody anybody for a long time.....unless that fool's sick person has been watching me. Whacked, yo. Whack. Absolutely horrid ( Read more... )