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[podmore_sturgis]

I was out for a smoke, eh, and suddenly I saw someone apparate in the wrong place. Death by fence is pretty fucking bloody. Makes me not want to apparate for the next hour or something, but I doubt I'd be able to live without apparition anymore, eh. Here in this book, I, Sturgis V. Podmore, declare that if I were to die so stupidly, I would

Comments

[igorkarkaroff]

It was horrid. Absolutely horrid.

I'm not entirely certain how we are all meant to go on.

[junior_crouch]

Does my father know this man?

[luciusjmalfoy]

Past tense, little one. He's dead now.

[junior_crouch]

Well, then -

Did my father know this man?

[luciusjmalfoy]

I don't doubt that he did. Why do you ask?

[jabberalice]

if i had to die i would rather it would not be stupidly

i would rather just not die at all

[podmore_sturgis]

Death by rubber ball would be something I'd like people to forget, yes.

That's a given.

[jabberalice]

i heard once of somebody apparating into the post office just as the owls were leaving to deliver the daily prophet

death by paper cuts is a pretty bad way to go

[podmore_sturgis]

Tell that to your brother, apparently he got himself in a quarrel with his book over a paper cut.

Well, there's always the bloke who transfigured into a bear and ended up being someone's rug.