Exactly 1 hour and 17 minutes ago Drama Llama went missing.

It took me 30 minutes to find him.

That was the LONGEST 30 minutes of my life. Longer than child birth, longer than waiting for a doctors prognosis, longer than an earthquake. I won't say it was the scariest, but it's definitely the second scariest moment of my life ( Read more... )

More of the interesting things that fly out of my kids mouths.

( Welcome to April and May )

CJL was JUST in a car accident. Granted it was a minor one (he rear ended someone on 247 going 5 miles an hour) and no one was hurt, but really? REALLY!?

Can it just be Friday already? I don't want a third helping of shit to deal with this week.

So apparently our family was supposed to die by flood for Rapture day ( Read more... )

Just an FYI, we will be closed tonight.

Our house has the plague - AGAIN! *growls under her breath about preschool and germs*

And as a note next week's Fam Damnly gathering will be in the lobby of The Hyatt Regency in Santa Clara (AKA BayCon). Assuming I don't die from the flu, see ya there

Ah, the normal everyday married life with Poeso as sung by Pomplamoose

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Found by Snoopy and Kailara. Appropriate post Mothers day prayer ( Read more... )

For those folks who follow my DA, I recently posted that I am closing my commissions list ( Read more... )

Howdy all,
We will be closed tomorrow night for preparations for Easter.
Thanks for understanding

More on the log of funny things I experience with DL and Princess Pea. Again this for them, kind of like an online baby book. Since I am more likely to post things than dig out their actual books and log it on paper.

With that said here is what I have experienced in March with the kids.

( March's month of mouthy maddness )