I'm sure Mets fans, insightful and intelligent as they are, know without blinking whose stats for his last 7 starts of the 2007 season were:

Wins: 2
Losses: 4
ERA: 5.11
HR: 9
Total Hits: 44 hits in 45 innings

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Johan Santana's! Duh! Who were you thinking ( Read more... )

Okay remember how I said that I wrote out that novel on the Phils' offense, and how Citizens Bank Park has actually very little to do with the teams' success? Yeah, here it is. Word-for-word the e-mail I'm sending in to Pete McCarthy on Under The Lights for the Monday show. So if you have any suggestions about wording, etc, other things that ( Read more... )

omgz you guys we don't even have to play baseball this year! The Mets now are automatic winners of the NL East, the NL Pennant and the World Series! Seriously, Johan Santana is God and his almighty left hand will crush all of the NL East in its' grip ( Read more... )

( No, would you like to take a hike? )

Happy Saturday! I found this on ONTD. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!

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And so much for my New Year's Resolution of cutting back on pizza. My mom bought four boxes of Hot Pockets at the store. *May or may not have already had one. Box* :@(

-So yeah, I totally had a dream that I had a hot dinner date with Steve Nash. And I was awkward and Steve was so sweet. Hm. Seeing as how I've totally been failing at being a basketball fan this year, though not entirely my fault (my work schedule for the first two months of the season usually overlapped with televised games), this is a definite ( Read more... )

-Hopefully good thing: I spoke to one of the higher-ups at my job about how Beth, my department manager, communicates things with me exactly zero percent of the time (this past week I've made a number of honest mistakes; simple things that easily could've been avoided had I been, you know, informed about them). That, and, one of the Asst. Store ( Read more... )

My boy. My main man. My ace in the hole. Kendrick. A rookie no more. Adorable. However, this:

The 23-year-old spent a quiet offseason in his Mt. Vernon, Wash., home with his family, though he found time to attend a Seahawks football game and have a few dinners with veteran lefty Jamie Moyer, his "baseball" dad. Yes, he watched Moyer go into a ( Read more... )

I apologize to not replying to my supposedly interactive post from a couple days ago, but unfortunately I've had some really bad anxiety/obsessive problems involving work lately, so, that is to say, I've been preoccupied by something that would decidedly be a non-issue to any sane person. And I feel anxious now even telling you guys all this. ( Read more... )

I never thought I'd ever have to say this, but:

Eff you, Reading Phillies

Ugh. They have enough with their eleventy mascots and enough fireworks to single-handedly keep the industry in business from year-to-year.

In other news: Happy belated birthday to christyedna! Maybe we could fake some !David/!Huston pr0n? Just for the hell of it? :D ( Read more... )