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[politerudeness]

[ This is forward-dated to the 15th! For the past few days Japan would have been in stages 2, 3, and eventually getting to stage 4, today. Which is why he goes straight to the phones without even thinking. ]

...Everyone. This is Japan. I... have a few things I must say.... perhaps this is a bit late, but I did not feel compelled until now... [

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[not_reina]

H-hau... Tentacles...? How does that work, how?

1/2

[politerudeness]

Well, tentacle monster simply take his tentacles and puts them in the-

[politerudeness]

What am I saying?! I will not corrupt a cute young girl like this, no matter how much of a pervert I am! Which I am not! Except that was a lie and I am! Uwaaaahh!

1/2

[not_reina]

Tentacles... in the...

[muskatli]

So.

About this tentacle porn...

[politerudeness]

...Hungary-san... please disregard that...

[muskatli]

I normally would, but I feel compelled to know. Please excuse me.

I think it's very nice.

[politerudeness]

...Oh, really? I'm glad. I think that there are a few other similar interests and tastes we might have in common, from what I recall.

[partysense]

[..........breathes in confusion for a while...

well ok she didn't get most of that but]

You're actually a p...?

[hopefully:]

...P...arty... lover?

1/2

[politerudeness]

Pervert.

[politerudeness]

[ ...wait.

(fuu) ]

UUOOOOOHHH! I did not say that! I did not say that!

[partysense]

[IT'S OK SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

which is why she's gonna ask.

SORRY JAPAN...]

Um, what's a pervert?

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[hwamei]

[ yeah she heard that phone call lmao. A little later, Taiwan slooooowly opens the door to the basement. ]

Japan? Japaaaan. [ She switches the lights on and picks up the tray. ] Um, I brought you tea! Um, it's not mugicha, but I hope you like it...

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[politerudeness]

[ he slowly looks up and over at her and has bags under his eyes like a true otaku... and lmfao he's wrapped in a blanket. and sitting somewhere in the middle. WOW THIS IS SO FAMILIAR, ISN'T IT

except the moment he looks at her he buries himself in his blanket again ]

Thank you but not right now! I am busy burying myself in the ashes of my own shame and humiliation!

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[hwamei]

[ walking down the stairs anyway... ]

That's no good! Japan has to rise from the ashes soon, you know. Like a phoenix! Phoenixes are really pretty and kind of cool. You're kind of cool, too! But liking tentacle porn is really weird.

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[politerudeness]

[ screaming ]

I know that! That is why I never said it to anyone! I especially do not need Taiwan-san to tell me that! ...And I want to be seen as cool by someone...

[moemoetentacles]

...Tentacle...

[politerudeness]

Ah, by the way, Squid Girl-san. I often have inappropriate thoughts involving your tentacles when I see them.

[ he'll scream about this in a minute, just give him time to realize what he just said... ]

[moemoetentacles]

Inappropriate? Like what?

[politerudeness]

I would specify, but I cannot possibly...