... or otherwise, it might start raining McCain.

I hope this video's real. I really do.

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Went with Tracey to see Funny Games last night. It's the English remake, by writer/director Michael Haneke, of a German film, which was written and directed by Michael Haneke. The man made the exact same movie twice, once in English and once in German ( Read more... )

I think a sizeable chunk of Obama’s support is from white people looking to assuage their white liberal guilt ( Read more... )

I know many of you (ahem, Stafford) hate this, but in one day, I slipped from 3rd to 14th in the FAMECAST.COM voting. That's troubling ( Read more... )

I voted. I caucused. I wondered aloud, while waiting for both, if my chances of picking up a woman were better if I stood in the Clinton or the Obama line ( Read more... )

.... I would open a cart selling traditional Muslim foodstuffs.

I'd name it:

"Allah Cart."

Genius.

The Texas primaries are tomorrow. It's exciting to cast a vote that matters, for once. As a Texan, our primaries haven't mattered in my lifetime. And as an Austinite, even my general election vote has never mattered (we're a blue county in a sea of red ( Read more... )

... ohhh, I don't know, promote myself online. Let's say I wanted to try to get people to vote for me on Famecast. Let's say that.

What sites should I post to? And who has extensive virtual networks they'd let me piggyback on?

Thankya.

First things first, happy birthday to Ms. Diane Fleming, who remains in my Top 3 All-Time Favorite Slam Poets.

So. FameCast is a website that allows the public to vote on their favorite performances from a wide variety of genres ---- country music, stand-up comedy, rock, hip-hop, and ... of course ... Slam Poetry ( Read more... )

I would like to say, for the record, that despite claims that Obama is a crack-smoking homosexual, he did not, during our brief encounter this morning, come on to me.

And despite the fact that I am not a crack-smoker or homosexual, I'm a bit bummed that he didn't.

I could've REALLY touched history.