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THE NEXT GENERATION MEME
Which still has nothing to do with Star Trek. Shush.
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Amy Pond }{ waitedforyears
Tessa Gray }{ likeboudica
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Appearance/Description: Cathy has her father's hair. She's rather small, which she has her mother to thank for, obviously.
Personality/Temperament: Cathy is loud and loves arguing. She hates not having the last word and has little respect for convention. She does, however, have a healthy respect for the law ("it's necessary for society to work, like you said, mom.") and usually tries to take people's feelings into account while doing her best to only do what she wants.
Circumstances of Conception: CURSE DAY. Definitely.
Three Random Facts:
1. Cathy loves her daddy, but she wouldn't leave her mother to go live with him. He's the fun parent, but he's ... more of an older brother and less a father to her.
2. Cathy will get into as much trouble as she can without breaking the law. That's one thing she would never do.
3. Cathy loves peas and hates all other vegetables.
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Saya Wallace | byweavinglives
Lucy Pevensie | lionesscouchant
Eden Mac Cionaoith | eiremagic
Mr. Pink | pinkfuckingpro
Billy Kaplan | repeatshimself
Peeta Mellark | risetwice
Kenny Potter | chosered
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Appearance/Description: She's got dark hair but grey eyes, and she looks calm all the time. Her hair has a natural tendency to curl, but only slightly, and she has Edmund's facial expressions - she can look ridiculous or sullen, she's very expressive. She was a plump baby and ran towards plumpness as she grew up.
Personality/Temperament: She has a congenial, sweet nature, which hides the fact that she's an attention-seeker of the worst sort. She's popular with everyone she meets because she has a natural charm that Edmund dryly says must be from Tessa's side, because he certainly doesn't have it. She inherits from him a stubborn streak, but also a good head of common sense. Even as a small child she never did foolish things like reach for candles or break delicates. She has a lovely voice that she uses to the best of her ability. She is, however, impossible when it comes to physical activity, preferring indoor hobbies like singing and painting (which she's terrible at but she loves to do).
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Appearance/Description: Green eyes, long straight brown hair. Good enough looking to make Stephen nervous about her teen years.
Personality/Temperament: Alice is fairly quiet, but definitely precocious. She enjoys music, but isn't musical herself. She has a sort of sophisticated streak and no one can really figure out where it came from. She also has an uncanny ability to get whatever she wants without ever demanding anything and is about 10x more spoiled than anyone realizes. She's very independent and while she's not outwardly rebellious she tends to ignore Stephen's rules. Curt barely has any rules for her and this causes a lot of strain between the two dads, who have a weird on-again off-again maybe relationship.
Circumstances of Conception: Some sort of horrifying Bad Fanfic Cliche curse during which Stephen and Curt are raising a kid that is presumably the result of mpreg. Afterward, Stephen claims not to have been the 'mother' but nobody believes him. Alice ends up sticking around somehow.
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Curt aaaaaand Campbell.
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sitaronthewater
horrible_protag
badhairlifetime
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Name: I forget who suggested this, but someone once theorized that Hammer's real name was Jack. (Captain Jack Hammer. Think about it.) So I'm going to steal their awesome idea and say that his name is Jack. And if it's a girl, Jaqueline, but everyone calls her Jack, because kids are assholes. Horrible named the child, but the jab at Hammer went right over his gorgeous head.
Appearance/Description: Girl has THE BEST HAIR (AKA Hammer's), but longer, the boy has Hammer's colour, Horrible's style. The girl has nice individual features, but if you stare too long it starts to look out of place. Also, perky Bs. THE BOY IS THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LOOK AT HIS PARENTS. B| I mean. Um ( ... )
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As a prerequisite to all of this, let's take into account that having two fathers who utterly despise each other takes a toll on someone. It's treated like a divorced couple, pretty much; they take turns with Jack, with mostly Horrible housing, and Hammer kind of gets 'custody' ever so often. They're both kind of awkward around kids, but they do both love Jack. Horrible was really super awkward with Girl, but after a few weeks that melted away into paternal love. He's awkward, but he's a good father. Tends to ramble a lot more to Boy than to Girl, but she gets her fair share of idle ranting-while-working too. . Girl uses Hammer's fame to manipulate more attention around herself. Boy doesn't really give a shit. Anyway, moving on ( ... )
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