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Apr 24, 2008 08:56

To long we've waited, shuffled feet and tarried ( Read more... )

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polycronics April 27 2008, 23:08:15 UTC
So you found a typo- what a twist!
I'm not worried over this small thing I've missed.
If I cared about correction-
obsessed over err-detection-
and still spelled shit wrong- I'd be pissed.
But I don't,
so I won't!
I'll just roll out the verse like you roll ol' Miss Puff
but then, I'll do worse!(if that isn't enough?)
I'll drop some fat lyrics like I'd down-B drop Kirby
While you just hide like a smuggled red furbie!
And hide you will, just like ol' J'Beezy
Though you'd win if you could.......

Were it that easy!

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incel April 28 2008, 17:40:45 UTC
What's taking so long, nigga?
I'm getting tired of waiting!
The time between your posts keeps getting bigger
You should quit furiously masturbating!

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That was me. I logged in as David. polycronics May 2 2008, 20:09:19 UTC
That was me. I logged in as David.

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incel April 29 2008, 04:44:46 UTC
Was that almost a limmerick? Yes, there's no doubt about it.
Nice try, but I cannot say, "I will allow it."
Now, I'm sensing a pattern; you know how this goes.
This is the part where you freak out like Big Nose,
And you start pulling out jokes so desprately.
Yeah, I know it! I'm pointing at you saying, "You! Guilty!"
Meahwhile, I'm like Galactus when I am replyin',
Eat competition like planets, ultimately nullifyin'.

And all you other bitch-asses, you have chosen wisely.
Bock refuses to talk? Man, it doesn't surprise me.
She must be with her fiance, conversating and talkin'
No, wait, she is not, 'cause that fiance is Lofton!

(Just kidding, Nathan.)

But what of ol' Khrome? Of Lindsey? Of Cheat?
Yes, they all know I'd rap them right into defeat.
So I'll say this one time and speak with conviction:
All knees bow to D! You can all SUCK MY DICTION!

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jbockalot May 1 2008, 14:52:36 UTC
whoa whoa whoa there's no need to get pissy
i can't help it if i've been a little busy
i got a final in 20, so i'll make this quick
D, you'd be sucking mine if i had a dick
down on your knees like your little sis
nathan don't read this--go ahead and dis

as for the diamond ring...
hells yes i got bling!
and me tying my knot...
i'd rather tie yall's
you'd think "sweat drip down these balls"
you'd be hurtin so bad if i really threw down
it'd be like cloverfield came to your town

yeeeeeeeaah boooooyyy!!! that's all the time i got
keep spittin yo shit
i'll be back for some more
should give you some time to level the score

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polycronics May 1 2008, 18:14:53 UTC
A new challenger approaches?! We must crush 'em!
Takes-her-time-Bock didn't feel the need to rush them?
Well you must not have been paying attention so far
Or you'd know were gonna crush you like Happy Hollow did that car
when you tried to scare some bitches but then you blew it!
So now I'mma take yo challenge and plow right through it

Cloverfield was nothin. What a weak attack!
Like Doug's Nightmare on Jumbo Street- I saw the zipper down it's back!
And as for you having a dick, the thought gives me a chill
Though it'd mean Nathan's the girl? The Lofton twins are Phil and Lil!
So now that I've ref'd and rep'd the two toons on Nick
I'm gonna go to work- you can both suck MY dick.

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polycronics May 1 2008, 18:17:05 UTC
*the two WORST toons on Nick. I accidentally deleted a word.

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