Okay, okay, sorry for the delay, But now, Dirty's back, and here's what I have to say: Bock finally got started. Well, isn't that great! If only she'd made her one post worth the wait! I just hate to say it, but she has to be told that that Flavor Flav shit, well, it's gettin' too old! And as for you Eli, I'd sure hate to ruin your chance at a victory, Mr. S. Cock, Jr., But get your eyes close to your Compy screen, Read what I'm sayin' and you'll see what I mean! 'Cause once upon a time in 2008, Dirty D was in a rap battle, doin' great. And all they said was 5'8" he stood, And people thought the replies that he made were good! There lived a d-bag, Eli was his name. Dirty D came to him, and this is what he was sayin': "You and J-Bock better give up fast, Or else, D & Sticky Fingaz gonna bust dat ass!"
Why, David I'm shocked! At the long break you've clocked. You should be ashamed. You should be sick! T'was the rap equivalent of crippled Pelswick. You couldn't even produce something within an ounce Of your other darkest moment- BK BOUNCE. While my raps are hot, and my raps are saucy The best line you've ever spoke was "Mr. B has a posse!" So now that you've been hit, crawl out of the crater. I'll expect to hear from Bock, then you- ONE HOUR LATER.
An hour? Try fifteen minutes later, you nig! Now step aside and make room for a man who thinks BIG. To hit back with such speed might leave you quite dizzy, But what can I say? I'm busy, busy busy! And my old BK Bounce? Don't try to start shit. At least I know how to actually spit! Do I need to post your old "beat" you sent me? I could make better beats while I'm taking a pee! If you think you can win, I'd like to see how, 'Cause even the K-word can't help save you now! (And why kid ourselves when you and I know That CatDog was Nickelodeon's most worthless show!)
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But now, Dirty's back, and here's what I have to say:
Bock finally got started. Well, isn't that great!
If only she'd made her one post worth the wait!
I just hate to say it, but she has to be told
that that Flavor Flav shit, well, it's gettin' too old!
And as for you Eli, I'd sure hate to ruin your
chance at a victory, Mr. S. Cock, Jr.,
But get your eyes close to your Compy screen,
Read what I'm sayin' and you'll see what I mean!
'Cause once upon a time in 2008,
Dirty D was in a rap battle, doin' great.
And all they said was 5'8" he stood,
And people thought the replies that he made were good!
There lived a d-bag, Eli was his name.
Dirty D came to him, and this is what he was sayin':
"You and J-Bock better give up fast,
Or else, D & Sticky Fingaz gonna bust dat ass!"
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At the long break you've clocked.
You should be ashamed. You should be sick!
T'was the rap equivalent of crippled Pelswick.
You couldn't even produce something within an ounce
Of your other darkest moment- BK BOUNCE.
While my raps are hot, and my raps are saucy
The best line you've ever spoke was "Mr. B has a posse!"
So now that you've been hit, crawl out of the crater.
I'll expect to hear from Bock, then you- ONE HOUR LATER.
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Now step aside and make room for a man who thinks BIG.
To hit back with such speed might leave you quite dizzy,
But what can I say? I'm busy, busy busy!
And my old BK Bounce? Don't try to start shit.
At least I know how to actually spit!
Do I need to post your old "beat" you sent me?
I could make better beats while I'm taking a pee!
If you think you can win, I'd like to see how,
'Cause even the K-word can't help save you now!
(And why kid ourselves when you and I know
That CatDog was Nickelodeon's most worthless show!)
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But your raps are more pathetic than poor Andrew's dong!
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