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A Gnomic Invitation
Humpledinklethorpe, the head of the circus that's visiting us, sent me a note asking to talk to him. While I did have a brief 15 minutes of fame (infamy, really) back during my criminal days, it's odd for him to request me specifically, as these days I'm nobody important. So I figure I'll follow it up. Could be something interesting. Goodness knows ( Read more... ) -
My life as a Squirrel
As promised, here's a rough idea of what it's like being a squirrel.
First thing I noticed, was, it's warm. You have to understand that for the last decade and a half, except for a few blissful moments of people setting fire to me or immersing me in boiling hot lava, I'm always cold. It's unpleasant, but livable. As a squirrel, however, my body was ( Read more... ) -
I has a computer.
A computer. I has it.
It's scowling at me and threatening to bite my fingers. Just a moment.
Okay, better.
Anyway, I got my computer back (Thanks smashingrequiem ) and my warm lurky cloak and wand (Thanks
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I'm back!
Quick post from the computer lab. I'm back from my unfortunate incident with the Men in Black. Thanks for the breakout, guys! You know who you are. Not giving details on a public machine. A few things:
-Who's got my laptop? It has a secure line to the Ministry, which I'll need to use to make my full report. Not naming names this time.
-Headmaster ( Read more... ) -
Examining the Headmaster
Participants: Ash-who-is-a-squirrel, two other squirrel-fied people. Ash has no idea who they are. (GM's discretion). Headmaster. Possibly Thuvos if he figures out where Ash snuck to.
Timing: This would be right after the raid on the offensive magics building.
It was a bit late to be waking up the headmaster, but Ash didn't much care. After all, this ( Read more... ) -
Brains. Grrr. arrrgh. moooooooan.
Okay, I've spent the day thinking about the next step, while I wait for a response from my parole officer. You'd think he'd at least acknowledge me. A "good job" or "you're in horrible trouble" or something. But, that's bureaucracy for you, and the students can't wait. Here's my plan of action.
1. Investigate the headmaster. Regardless of how much ( Read more... ) -
Offensive Magic Building Investigations Summary
Just wanted to let you all know, I've sent a summary of what I've discovered on campus to my parole officer. I'm hoping the cavalry shows up soon, or at least that some of the restrictions get taken off my parole so I can investigate further or intervene, but one never knows with bureaucracy. To save typing, I'm just pasting it here so you all know ( Read more... ) -
Today's Truth or Dare Results:
alliyachatari : What's the nicest thing you've ever done for anyone?
Wow, that's a tough one, and really good. We tend to remember our misdeeds, not our good deeds. And of course, nice is different than good. And there's the whole relativity thing. Hmmm.
The first things that jump to mind are too dramatic to qualify as "nice" in my opinion. So I think the nicest ( Read more... ) -
Truths and/or Dares
I've gotten a bunch of questions now, so I'll reply to all of them in one swell foop! (And if you've ever had a swollen foop, you know just how painful that can be.) I'll edit additional ones in as they arrive over the rest of the day.
l33t_magician : Other than Japan, what other places have you lived in? So, why do you think you have magic? What is magic to you ( Read more... ) -
LJ Truth or Dare:
From lady_of_noodles :
Okay... OH! I know... how old were you when you first started noticing the gender of your choice was appealing?
((The author apologises for the eye-searing political correctness, but Alice does not know whether the unusual professor enjoys bishies or cutegirls.))
Well, I theoretically had figured out that boys weren't yucky in what you ( Read more... )