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silly tadpoles, they lack lungs. oxygen deactivated.
venus zeus titan. i have the flag glory obelisk. workshop on worship in the making. necessary total abject misery tunic. devoid is the way of the walk. couch potato is fried and salted. pork chop fat is rubbed on the breast. dead donkey. -
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munk beans
I'm sitting on my bed, book in hand, writing shorts.
Bilbo Billabong
Applealligatorsaurus
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Back when freebie Napster was all the rage I used to like messaging people and asking if they liked peanut butter. well, this one fellow messaged me 'do you like peanut butter?' so I naturally thought someone had told him about me, but apparently not. somehow I guessed his name right on the first try: Timmy (more aptly Tim and the manager of a ( Read more... ) -
why not chew some bubbles?
paper mud
cord. snail.
strangled pet
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grammaphone upside down next door.
When i was six, i had a dog with only three legs. i felt sorry for the poor bastard, mainly because he couldn't piss with one leg up. Well, i suppose one leg was always up, in a manner of speaking. Anyway, we used to make Ramshackle go fishing with us, properly dressed of course in a pair of one-legged silk slacks, custom tailored by Versace ( Read more... ) -
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I can't sleep, so I thought I'd go on some adventures.
My babel fish adventure:
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I worked at a factory for the company Tastier Donuts.
"They may be bad for you, but at least they taste good . . . kinda."
That's our marketing slogan.
English to German, German to EnglishI worked on a factory for the company of more tasteful foam rubber ( Read more... )