This weekend I'm attending the wedding of a childhood friend of my wife's. I know the groom because once upon a time in high school I assisted his girlfriend with cheating on him by making out with me. Later on, that same girl cheated on me with some other dude. She married this other dude. This other dude is the sister of the girl that we're ( Read more... )

Since I'm posting, and posting, and posting I would ask they those of you who pray and read this journal maybe spare a second for my pup, Fenrir, as she is going to be spayed tomorrow morning ( Read more... )

There was an argument the other night about the best concert many of my friends (Many? like 3 others, but that's a lot to me) have ever been to. The summer of 1997 brought Soulfly as the headliner of an Ozzfest side concert that also had Incubus, System of a Down, and Snot (FUCKING SNOT) playing. My buddy Chuck refuses to believe that Incubus ( Read more... )

On Monday I stayed home sick because I was sick and home was the best place for me ( Read more... )

( A little on the long side, but take a gander if you've got a minute. )

A buddy of mine at work has this thing where he can't stop himself from watching depressing documentaries. Once time he watched a TLC bit called, "The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off" and now he feels compelled to watch it every time it comes on. And he gets sad ( Read more... )

I've heard the really Jurassic Park song. This isn't it.
http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnsfw.com/

If you know what telnet is, and you can telnet you should telnet to here: 193.202.115.241
I might put in something interesting later. Buuuut we all know that won't happen.

It's funny being in a quiet house where all you can hear is the sound of your ears ringing ( Read more... )

Why does this song haunt me so? Why can't I escape it's hypnotic stylings ( Read more... )