Silver Sandal Seeks Mate

[poopalicious]

Last night I saw a silver sandal on the sidewalk and today that same sandal was at the train stop. how did it get there??

As it turns out, Keith Richards really did snort his dad. Actually I never even doubted that. It seems easier to believe than Tyra Banks shaped like a hobo.

I ate three hot dogs yesterday.

Comments

[n8_zilla]

that's quite a lot of hotdogs.

[poopalicious]

[n8_zilla]

you're not gonna eat like that when you're in LA, are you?

[elhoserboy]

I still think that's the greatest icon ever.

[poopalicious]

I enjoyed your webisode, hoserella. It was the Champagne of Webisodes! You're outstanding at the Awkward. What are you reading on the toilet these days?

[elhoserboy]

I delayed my response to your comment for as long as possible in the hopes that I'd eventually be able to tell you that either A) A new episode of our show is available for viewing, or B) I've been reading this totally awesome book on the toilet that I simply must tell you about! But alas, I have waited nearly two months and I can tell you neither of those things...

What I can tell you, however, is that I'm currently on a two-month sabbatical from work and I never want to go back. I haven't felt this alive since I was unemployed! Perhaps I'll even find the time to post a few journals for old-times sake.

Hope all is well in your world. Cheers!

[m7dnyte]

I searched for 'Tyra Banks Hobo' and was surprised to find, that this is the name for a type of hand bag. Or shoulder bag or something. It is used to take things to the beach.

I learn new things every day. Maybe next I will learn how the term "hobo" came into being. And, why such a fashionable bag would be associated with vagrants...

FEEL THE LOVE

[simianiam]

FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

[scabbypants]

Hey, I need a new poohole jenkins shirt! I went to your website and sent a message stating my current woes and desires, so lemme know if it's ok!