I HAVE THE RUNS FROM TACO BELL AGAIN!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

So where's the POOP? Did everybody stop shitting? Did everybody die from diarrhea? Let's fling a little crap in here!

Stick a firecracker up yer butt and light it! Crap out an ice cream poop and stick a lit sparkler in the top! Blow up a pile of dog turds with an M-80. Happy Fart of July!

My name is Purple Poop. Yes, I'm a purple colored turd who works in a greasy spoon and writes shitty poetry and crappy romance novels in her spare time. I live the life of shit. I've been a member of many other poop based communities butt had to drop out of them due to personal attacks by other members. I hope we can all talk poop here and have fun ( Read more... )

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I crapped througha wall today. Emily was excited.