Ho nk aT En oR: you shoulda said... "Lick mah bawls and kawl meh popeye@! yous be fuggin mikey dirnt@! =-O *spooge =-O"

Ho nk aT En oR: did mikey have an accent
Ho nk aT En oR: i picture him with an accent

Ho nk aT En oR: instead they're like putting the casket next to him
Ho nk aT En oR: saying..."hop in and save us the effort"

Holy Bejeesus ( Read more... )

Last night's dinner and this morning's breakfast and lunch: a piece of cheese and a couple of Starbursts I found in my backpack ( Read more... )

I met Mike Dirnt ( Read more... )

( It's safe to say I'm bored. )

Awwww my brother said "Thanks sis, love ya" on the phone just now.. it was really cool. He's never called me that before. I usually hear something along the lines of Brat, Becky, Retard, Bernie, or Democrat.

Gardening tip number 5: Never jack off a cactus. It only hurts your hand and the ( Read more... )

To go along with the "alcoholic theme" for the weekend, we're having a ham cooked in bourbon ( Read more... )

This short vacation has been an interesting one so far.

Let's just say that my family is full of drunks.

Every single last one of them.

It's pretty amusing, really.

No incest as of yet though.

Damn.

My hands are so dry and cracked that they are bleeding. This is not normal ( Read more... )