( In which insane!Mouth meets Erendis and is filled up with woe )

( In which Grima kills the last of the Mouth clones and returns to kill the original, but is dissuaded by guilt )

I have just one question.

One.

Why is it whenever I start lecturing/fighting/yelling at Mouth, he makes a go at my virtue? It's getting disturbing, mon.

( In which Grima interrogates Mouth clones and commences the culling after a near-molestation )

Uh. To those who have wondered where I went.

Thorondir: *hides*

Galmod: *uses ferret-smell-o-vision*

Grima: *fluffs*

Galmod: *bites Thorondir*

Thorondir: *kicks Galmod into Grima and hides some more*

Galmod: O_O ::Ferret!Wrath::

Grima: FSST

Galmod: Squeak

Grima: *eyes Galmod*

Galmod: [SON!]

Grima: [Did I inhale what you were smoking again?]

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There's a maia in my the lab.

I do not approve, mon.

This guy managed to figure me out back then?

Obviously more shame is to be attached to my past, mon.

~lights cigarette~ I was busy today.

Okay. Trying out my new camera.


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My dreadlocks smell of hobbit. Winged hobbit. Singed winged hobbit. Singed bleeding from multiple wounds winged hobbit.

I'm getting my kids declawed and muzzled. ~coughs out some smoke~

Trotter! Clean.

Sure, the rest of the lab is being busy with pedophilia and gender-change, so I've been quietly going around with my life. You know, tending to my children, spending time with my wife, being all nuclear.

I am a model of family values, mon.

Scuse me, Javier just set fire to the drapes. BAD! LOOK AWAY WHEN YOU SNEEZE

Me and Erendis wedding anniversary was a week or so ago, but as she said in her post we were a bit busy.

I would like to point out I have managed to stay happily married a year and she's only had to break my elbows once.

I feel proud, mon.