to-do list ( Read more... )

In case this went over anyone's head, my boss is a four year old. A angry one. My poor shins ( Read more... )

Look, ma, working fingers.

It's only when Trotter's not around I realize how much I hate doing all the lifting-related chores myself.

I have nothing much to say.

However, Javier's stuck in a vent so I should probably pull him out.

Ow. Also, ow ( Read more... )

So. My son is seeing dead people that get angry at him.

I put him in my room, gave him something to eat and left Erendis with him.

~picks up phone and dials~

Jade! Hello, mon. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SON!?

Erendis... Well. Since you've turned down my generous offer of Bob the lawyersock, I'll be the one trying to convince Ioreth to not kill you ( Read more... )

The little rat's taken up suicide. Or at least assisted. ~rubs his forehead and grumbles~ Had my wife about to stab him or gut him or something ( Read more... )

( Erendis and Grima act snuggly and married, Aragorn and Trotter are psychoanalyzed in an attempt to reconcile munchanges, and Erendis experiences guilt )

Erendis said, take him apart for her. Have feeling I'm being punished too, mon.

~sighs and lights another cigarette~

's good thing I control those chips.

I wonder how much I'll be able to blame on plain incompetence later?

~goes off to find his kittens~

Woke up in an odd position under mine and Erendis' bed this morning. Apparently drinking with Mouth went well. He probably left to go be sick.

~shakes head~ Just tired, me.

imisserendis.