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#10

Apr 30, 2006 03:06

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epilogue posteverything April 30 2006, 08:12:28 UTC

If you are reading this then you probably aren't the inspiration for this post.

Re: epilogue enochangel May 1 2006, 02:19:38 UTC

I am convinced the ants feel indebted to you.

Re: epilogue posteverything May 1 2006, 02:22:40 UTC

We have that in common, then, at the very least.

It's Not As If I'm Hard To Please You're The Only One Good Enough For Me; Those Others Just Won't Do luckaduck April 30 2006, 12:36:40 UTC

OH I SEE WHAT I'M DOING WRONG! It's the boy thing, right? Augh! Stupid stupid STUPID! Boys date girls! My whole brain is a cognitive deficit ( ... )

Re: Eh posteverything April 30 2006, 14:28:22 UTC

I felt bad for excluding the gay male friends I have here (which I think number more than the straight kind), in name only at least, but I'd like to think that there's a certain universality to this that could be applied to anyone of any preference or even gender. For men, I'd say: instead of a blonde with a nice set of cans, find a guy with an accent and an ass you could set the clocks in your house with whenever the electricity goes out. Or a young John Corbett in Northern Exposure, definitely pre-My Big Fat Greek WeddingBut moving on, I always thought I'd do well being Gay with a capital G, too. And long ago, to make a very long and uninteresting story very short, I explored that avenue to a very limited degree. It just wasn't happening for me though, kind of like your dalliance with that one girl. We are who we are, and even though I never saw what the big deal was with being gay, it's never made me uncomfortable, it's the women that resonate the most in my black, dysfunctional heart ( ... )

ex_juandave April 30 2006, 12:51:30 UTC

I hope you find a good, pretty woman with a hot pussy Jay.

ex_juandave April 30 2006, 12:51:47 UTC

And gazongas!

posteverything April 30 2006, 14:29:50 UTC

What? This post wasn't for me. We all know I like crazy bitches who never put out.

andreamarie April 30 2006, 13:41:50 UTC

Brunettes. Pick brunettes. Always brunettes.

posteverything April 30 2006, 14:30:40 UTC

All the good ones are taken already.

spyrals April 30 2006, 13:50:12 UTC

i think i like this better than everything else you wrote here. i dont know why.

posteverything April 30 2006, 14:33:14 UTC

Probably because it's shorter than everything else I've written here?

I'm kidding. Thank you my friend. :)