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potcsues

Alpha Jessie Iceflake

Mar 05, 2004 22:24

A Star Trek/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Just when I think that PotC fic can't get any weirder. Though, it's actually fairly well written. Just, you know, weird.

TITLE: Jack Sparrow and Jessie Iceflake
CULPRIT: dracolovesginny
SUMMARY: "Captain Jack Sparrow has never met a woeman like Alpha Jessie Iceflake, the queen of theives. He comes ( Read more... )

Comments 23

mmepompadour March 5 2004, 19:29:03 UTC

"Alpha Jessie Iceflake"

WHAT THE.

I'm flabbergasted. Alpha Jessie Iceflake??? What the hell?

thekow March 5 2004, 19:43:38 UTC

Iceflake. That reminds me of my stuffed white kitten I once had. When I was like... 5?

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thekow March 6 2004, 20:25:34 UTC

No, but I'm part of _depp. And I know a whole lot of people are using it since I posted it up on a bunch of communities saying that they could take it :P I just joined depp_daily cuz the more Depp communities the better :D

fallofrain March 5 2004, 19:48:36 UTC

dirty blond hair. It was done in a million braids, each braid held two different coloured beads, and her hair was held out of her face with a pinkish bandana"

Ok, so she's Rikku from FFX-2. Next.

saintawesome March 5 2004, 22:44:35 UTC

GAH! You're right!

Leave Rikku out of your delusions, Mary Sue!

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princesskraehe March 5 2004, 21:49:15 UTC

I'll just say what I've been saying ...

... it may be bad, but at least it's not Saberjess.

sagan_fox March 5 2004, 20:12:46 UTC

Firstly, as one somewhat familiar with swords and their proper use, gold is the LAST thing you want your hilt to me made of. Or ANY part of the weapon for that matter. It is soft and will damage and break very VERY easily. Compared to steel, you may as well make your sword out of Play-Doh.

Second....

*big long sigh*

Well, I'm gonna go spork out my eyes and cry for a while, and hope that the real Jack Sparrow returns.

rainbowjehan March 5 2004, 20:18:38 UTC

Isn't it rather heavy, too? Correct me if I'm wrong, but from reading both Redwall and Encyclopedia Brown books in my youth, I seem to remember that gold is soft and heavy.

potcsues March 5 2004, 21:14:20 UTC

My brother and I had a long conversation about all the many different ways that having a sword with a hilt made out of gold wouldn't work.

Our favorite was Sue fighting with it, the hilt bending, and the tang breaking through and stabbing her in her hand.