OH GOD.

[potter_mouth]

I'M SO DEPRESSED.

I THOUGHT I WOULD FEEL BETTER IF I WROTE AN ENTRY.

BUT I DON'T. I JUST FEEL WORSE.

WHAT'S THE USE OF HAVING A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PLANET WHEN ALL YOU CAN DO WITH IT IS TYPE UP AN ENTRY ON THE COMPUTER.

OH GOD.

WHAT A DEPRESSINGLY DULL DAY.

Comments

[vacuousbeefcake]

You're sad? You're depressed? WELL BOOH-HOOO! Some of us have things to do! People to see! Matthews to trick into eating staplers! Stop whining to US about and go tell someone who cares! Or, better yet, throw yourself out of a window, and then write about it on your LiveJournal!

[potter_mouth]

OH GOD. THROWING MYSELF OUT OF A WINDOW PROBABLY WOULDN'T MAKE TODAY ANY LESS HORRIBLE.

[lookscomefirst]

Your vindictive cruel attitude is hardly proper in society! you sir are no gentlemen.

[cedeadric]

Well if it isn't a blushing english rose, how do you feel about dressing up like an old lady Cariad?

[paparazzi_colin]

Ah one of those androids with a genuine personality!
I much prefer the boring sort.

[potter_mouth]

DO YOU THINK I ASKED TO BE LIKE THIS?

[paparazzi_colin]

Well you could have asked for a personality transfer in order to experience the joys of depression!

[potter_mouth]

OH YES, I'M SURE SIRIUS CYBERNETICS WOULD BE JUMPING ALL OVER THAT. 'OH NO, WE HAVE AN UNHAPPY ROBOT THAT WE MADE THAT WAY ON PURPOSE. WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO.'

[waitingfortom]

I... am... PHOENIX!

[terryclothrags]

Okay. Great. I bet that made the robot all better.

I don't get it. Why did you say that? Do you possess the mutant power of issuing horrendous non-sequitors?

[savethefurries]

Mutant powers? If they come from a kaizou konpaku, we'll have to destroy it.

[potter_mouth]

IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER TO TELL YOU, BUT IT'S SPELLED 'NON-SEQUITUR.' BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PLANET, AND ALL YOU DO IS GO AROUND CORRECTING SPELLING.

[terryclothrags]

That's life, I guess.

Have you tried therapy? I know of an excellent therapist in the Upper West Side who specializes in androids, hyper-intelligent dogs and people who think they're toasters; most of his business comes from the toasters and dogs, of course.

[potter_mouth]

THE LAST TWO THERAPISTS I HAD COMMITTED SUICIDE.

[terryclothrags]

Really? I still owe my my ex-wife's ex-analyst five hundred bucks, and I think he'd be perfect for you.

[potter_mouth]

FINE, BUT I WON'T FEEL ANY BETTER.

[prefectlyernie]

I'd be depressed if I had your face, too.

[potter_mouth]

GRUESOME, ISN'T IT.