OH MY GOD. LEVERAGE, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO. SERIOUSLY. THEY ARE MY FAVORITE DYSFUNCTIONAL MAKESHIFT FAMILY.

Me: LEVERAGGGEEE.

Michele: ?

Me: BEST SHOW EVERRR.

Michele: Is that like a game show?

Me: NO. It's like Ocean's 11 took the Brat Pack behind the gym and got it pregnant.

...Boom-de-yada, etc. Work tomorrow, ew. But I don't have to be up early, yay! Also, as I may have texted some of you earlier, I think it's probably kind of sad that the thing I get the most joy out of lately is laying down for bed and knowing that I don't have to get up at a certain time (usually for work). Ah.

Text message fun:

( My cousins are amazing, you guys. )

...On the subject of god awful fanfiction:

whisperkat : ...And that's when I realized, this girl was getting raped by Mr. Peanut.

poultryofperil : *shaking silently*

whisperkat : HONESTLY.

poultryofperil : OH MY GOD. SEND THIS TO ME. PLEASE. YOU MUST.

whisperkat : NO. IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.

poultryofperil : Believe it or not, I have a fic that can top Mr. Peanut rape.

whisperkat : Unless it's Toucan Sam, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

BRB DYING ( Read more... )

Man, I love my friends. Here is the most entertaining conversation I've had all day, courtesy of text messaging:

Me: Okay, it's tragic and official: Star Trek has taken over my brain. And I am shipping Kirk and Bones all. day. long.

whisperkat : What about Chekov?

Me: I AM STILL ALL ABOUT CHEKOV. In fact, he and McCoy are my fandom bicycles. :D

whisperkat :...Bicycles?

Me ( Read more... )

Not a real update, because nothing's really happened. Just a meme, because I promised. In a vague way. :D

( DO IT. )

HiImALeper: CAPTAIN KIRK IS NOT A PUT ON A SHOW KIND OF GIRL OKAY?

Poultry Of Peril: LMFAO

Poultry Of Peril: HE RUNS A TIGHT SHIP, RANDI

Poultry Of Peril: BEWARE.
HiImALeper: NO.
HiImALeper: I WILL NOT BEWARE.
HiImALeper: AND I WILL NOT LET GO AND MAKE THE DANCE FLOOR JUST LIKE A CIRCUS.
HiImALeper: NO KIRK, NO.

Poultry Of Peril: SAD KIRK IS ( Read more... )

Went to Dick and Jane's tonight with a group of friends for Heather's birthday. For those of you that don't know, Dick and Jane's is a gay and lesbian club that welcomes anyone and everyone. I was kind of afraid I was going to be uncomfortable, and I was for about five minutes. Then it was amazing. The music was ridiculous and hilarious and the ( Read more... )

...And if dreams are wishes your heart makes, then my wishes would traumatize small children and semi-sensitive adults everywhere. What the fuck, brain.

LJ cut is being a whore today, so, uh. Sorry. But HA!

HiImALeper: I want a kitten.
HiImALeper: =3
Poultry Of Peril: Me tooo.
Poultry Of Peril: We can share one.
Poultry Of Peril: Fed-ex it back and forth.
HiImALeper: XD
HiImALeper: "Kitten got sick, I'm sending her back to you to take care of the problem."
HiImALeper: XD
Poultry Of Peril: Hahaha.
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Poultry Of Peril: Sorry, I'm in a capslock abuse-y mood.
HiImALeper: I SEXUALLY ABUSED YOUR MOM WITH CAPSLOCK.
HiImALeper: 'Kay.
HiImALeper: Blue Oyster Cult needs to stop making dirty lyrics.
Poultry Of Peril: Haha.
HiImALeper: "And this smile is the last thing you'll see when you feel the power from inside me."
Poultry Of Peril: If you take out ( Read more... )