Attention.

[pounceissexy]

Listen up, you worthless humans. There is a rating community that is accepting cats of perfection such as myself. They left me a comment about their elitist community here. In order to achieve a high status there, I must promote their community in my beautiful journal. Now, go tell your cats to join as soon as possible:

Comments

*sigh*

[anonymous]

Oh well, what did you expect, Oh Epitome of Magnificence? They are after all APE descendants. There is no way they could ever appreciate the full magnitude of your glorious radiance and pure sexual allure. They don't even have claws, let alone a lush coat of variegated sensuality such as you do. Forget them. They clearly do not deserve even a second of your unforgettable pulchritude.

Re: *sigh*

[pounceissexy]

Thank you, oh anonymous one. I'm glad to see there's at least one human around here who realizes my brilliance.

[catsucker]

Damnit, I was hoping for a community full of nice furry tails to chew on.. my spinning carpet brush hungers for tail!

here, kitty kitty kitty

VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMM!

[pounceissexy]

I always knew you vacuums were nothing but trouble.