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I am attempting to recreate my eye with the help of a miniature camera implant in my prosthetic / artificial eye. The intraocular installation of an eye-cam will substitute for the field of vision of my left eye that I lost in 2005 from a car accident. While my prosthetic is an excellent ( Read more... ) -
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Writing is, for me, like sneezing. The urge arrives urgently and unbidden, a vague tingling that may very well pass if ignored; yet, when focused on, may easily culminate in an abrupt expulsion of great magnitude. Followed by the urge to pee.
I looked in the mirror this morning, and told myself, "You're going to be 24 soon." A face blinked back, ( Read more... ) -
Parking Fairies
What do you do when you and Shannon accidentally discover that one of the local college parking permit machines has a glitch that dispenses a $1 permit when you insert a nickel?
Put in a dollar's worth of nickels and spend an hour handing out free permits to students.
Duh.
by the way, if you go Moorpark, try the nickel trick. It's the machine at the ( Read more... ) -
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Things can change pretty quickly. The past couple weeks have been busy; we moved out of the place in Camarillo, and are now kickin' it Ventura style. It extends the commute to work by 20 minutes, but I prefer the culture greatly (Camarillo is prettier but way boring) and my friends are closer too. Plus, Shannon's less than 5 minutes from school ( Read more... ) -
It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant.
I'm pleased to see Obama... what's the word? He's finally saying the things that you wish every politician you liked would say whenever their opponent lies about them. Instead, more often than not they let the big things slide right on through and niggle over tiny details, leaving the blogs to come up with proper rebuttals that never get proper ( Read more... ) -
Can I upload this to my brain and put it on replay forever?
It's not a "hey cute girl" thing. More like a "holy shit that is just awesome and fun" thing.
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Braaaaains
It's 10am on a Wednesday morning, and I'm not in the office.
No, instead I'm ensconced in a huge papasan patio chair, tunes flowing through headphones, barefoot under a cloudless sky with perfect California weather and two loving kitties gamboling around me while I work from home.
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I just watched a man on TV propose to his girlfriend. After practically losing on the game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?. By not being able to multiply 12 x 12. And she said yes.
Somewhere, Darwin's rolling over in his grave.
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