Sorry to offend any hardcore creationists out there, but I stumbled upon the Institute for Creation Research while doing some astronomy homework and there's some funny stuff in there. One of their features is "Dr. John's Q&A", which covers topics such as ( Read more... )

I always used to laugh at the people who came online after they'd gotten buzzed or drunk, mainly because they typed like a Korean toddler on a sugar rush. HOWEVER, I myself am somewhere inbetween buzzed and drunk, and I believe my typing to be impeccable. Of course, if I stopped backspacing every little typo I made my typing would soon ( Read more... )

Places it's probably difficult to pick up chicks:

- Unemployment line
- Payday advance shop
- Abortion clinic
- Communicable disease center
- Temp agency

I have unfaltering respect for English as a Second Language (ESL) students, but it IS kind of amusing to hear two dozen people yelling words like "pencil!" and singing the Beatles' "Imagine" in faltering tones, like it was an alien ditty. However, I do imagine that's how us Spanish students sounded: "Hola Miguel, esta mi amiga Yoli! Donde esta la ( Read more... )

Geez, LiveJournal's adding new features left and right. I can barely even recognize it anymore. Of course, I've been using this site since April '01, so I suppose it's bound to change a lot.

Someday I'm going to open an alternate sexualities-friendly diner, and one of my sandwiches shall be the GBLT.

So my baby just had her tonsils out. We're ( Read more... )

An hour ago marked the end of mine and Shannon's one-year anniversary. It's almost kinda crazy; I never would have imagined that the girl from LiveJournal I met at Coffee Bean for the night she happened to be in Oxnard would turn out to be the closest thing to a life partner I'd ever found, and hopefully ever will find. Of course, you'd think the ( Read more... )

Someday I shall develop a nation, and it shall be run thusly ( Read more... )

Last update was awhile ago, so I'll try and catch up ( Read more... )

My latest musical obsession is now officially The Ditty Bops and probably will remain so for some time.

[listen]

1776

British: Ha-HAH! With our precise, disciplined troops, unbreakable front lines and pretty matching uniforms, we are the superior force that will restore order amidst chaos!

Americans: *Crazy disorganized guerilla ambush stunts with tomahawks and stuff*

British: Shit.

2006Americans: Ha-HAH! With our advanced weaponry, GPS targeting ( Read more... )