It's Monday, and I have the mornings free on Mondays. One wonders why I went to breakfast. Also, I'm bored. Someone entertain me, please ( Read more... )

[Private to self]

Why can't good news happen in threes? So far, the count stands exactly at ONE.

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Chris was hurt during Quidditch practise yesterday. He's out for a week. Apparently, the Beater's very good at his job. Stupid fuckwit.[Private to Morag, Terry, Tracey, and anyone else who would care ( Read more... )

Chocolate frogs are more interesting when they hop on the heads of fourth years, make frog-like sounds, and scare certain fourth years into thinking that there is an actual frog on her head. It becomes even more amusing when a certain first year's cat sees the frog, follows it with its eyes, and, about five minutes into said fourth years freaking ( Read more... )

Hrm. Interesting weekend all around. Quite nice, actually. Too bad Monday couldn't be the same ( Read more... )

Just another boring journal entry.

[Private: Morag]

I'd like to talk. Honestly, as in "no lies or half-truths." And no, I will not let you bring the subject around to Terry just to get the spotlight off of yourself.

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[Private to Tracey]

Call off the bulldog in your House, Davis. And find out which "bint" she's referring to, please.

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That bloody wanker! 'No talking in Professor's journals!' The bloody hell? He's not a bloody professor, now is he? I've got detention!

Any reason why Ravenclaw is suddenly missing 70 points? That's quite a lot, especially this early in the term. And what's up with Filch's banned items? I mean, honestly. Banning rubber duckies? Soap? No wands. It's ridiculous.

But anyway. Those seventy points. What about them? Anyone?

The in-depth study of Human Transfiguration is a subject often fraught with horror stories of 'spells gone wrong,' wherein the caster failed to speak the incantation properly. The result of this common mistake is more than a simple trip to St. Mungo's. Most often, the recipient of the spell is not able to verify exactly how the incantation was said ( Read more... )

Yes, we are back at school. Lovely to see everyone ( Read more... )