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I'm only doing death and disaster-related posts from now on.
I admit it's ludicrous that the death of a pet can totally change the entire momentum of my day. But if you call me out on it, I'll kick you. A lot. We've had Sailor since I was four, and I wouldn't hesitate to say of all the cats he was my favorite--honestly, the only cat I'd bother to take Benadryl to be around. He used to sleep curled up at my ( Read more... ) -
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Here's the link to a short article about my sister's house burning down ( Read more... ) -
ONE TIME ONLY OFFER!
I know, I know. I said FINITO. But one more last thing ( Read more... ) -
you say it's your birthday? it's MY birthday, too!
IT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!
I want
this
really,
really
badly.
You wouldn't deny a girl her Mr. T, now would you?
Now I must go get some beauty sleep in preparation of my wine-soaked Italian meal tomorrow night with the man candy. Fingers crossed that the world loves me tomorrow and I get that job, because more than anything (seriously) that's what I ( Read more... ) -
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BUT HERE IS THE QUESTION:
HOW EASY AM I TO REPLACE?
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that would involve knowing about some pathetic, ridiculous, and absolutely true things about myself
I'm not sure how terribly offended I can reasonably be in response to this episode after going on a date to a burlesque show in which the final act rejected the pasties rule [and the panties rule] and alternately penetrated her mouth and vagina with two spindly lollipops...
but as I was walking past wholesome, lovely McCarren Park last night, this ( Read more... ) -
no other city made me glad except new york
We sat in bed, each reading a book. His was Raymond Chandler; mine was Janet Malcolm. And Philip Glass played in the background ( Read more... ) -
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For all of you who still think it is hotter in Louisiana than New York City, I invite you to check out weather.com ( Read more... ) -
i know your best was still your worst
I don't ever want to update because either I'm complaining about something (booorrrrring) or what I have to say is something truly exciting that I might jinx, which I may have already done ( Read more... ) -
my heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
I was going to point out how this article indicates the decay of modern social interaction, but I am linking it on Live Journal. That makes me a loser. I had never heard of Dodgeball or SecondLife, and both have managed to creep me out more than Myspace, which I didn't think was possible after discovering I am on the MySpace profile of a gentleman ( Read more... )