Comments | president_dubya: North of the Border

president_dubya

North of the Border

Dec 03, 2004 10:34

I've been visiting Canada. Canada had many thousands of people who were angry about my visiting them. They must be upset that I had to go to Canada and suffer their barbaric, un-American civilization. I missed a meeting with the former Prime Minister (Canada does not have a president, because a woman could never be president in the free world). She ( Read more... )

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revrb December 3 2004, 15:41:56 UTC

Methinks that the prevalence of French-speaking quarters in the Great White North leaves a bad taste in your mouth, Prez. It's American to despise the French, isn't it?

president_dubya December 3 2004, 15:45:36 UTC

Naturally. The French stink. ANd frogs give you warts.

matchgirl42 December 3 2004, 18:06:26 UTC

That was a pretty funny joke you told, too, about the 5 fingers. Even Jon Stewart had to show respect to that joke.

Well done, sir!

president_dubya December 3 2004, 18:15:44 UTC

Well, I've waved at some of my protestors with only one finger.

fallstosilver December 3 2004, 19:53:15 UTC

Canada sucks :-P We should bomb them, or so says every southern high schooler in american history.

foxsynergy December 3 2004, 20:01:51 UTC

No way! If we bomb Canada, where are we gonna import weiners and sand from?

jonny_darko December 3 2004, 20:28:46 UTC

Um, I'm confused. I believe Prime Minister Paul Martin is a dude, not a chick.

president_dubya December 3 2004, 20:39:45 UTC

If he was a real man, he'd be president. I actually went up to meet with that hottie Kim Campbell, but she stood me up. I thought Paul Martin was her secretary. It doesn't really matter anyway, because when Dick and I get finished making Iraq into a parking lot, we're gonna stop over in Arizona long enough to test out some biological weapons, then we're heading back to Ottowa!