Ben Laden?

[president_dubya]

Good evening, red state patriots! I've been away for a few days organizing things for our renewed efforts to capture the horrible terrorist Bin Laden. He is a devious person. Our intelligence informed us that he was taking refuge in Nashville, North Carolina, as a mobile home manufacturer. We captured and interrogated Ben Layton, and we still have

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[docwebster]

Sure thing, you miserable rotten low life freak.

[president_dubya]

Why do you hate America so much?

[docwebster]

So how come you haven't done anything about a true crisis in our land - Dick Clark suffered a stroke and may not be able to ring in the new year! Now that, Preznit, is an emergency!

[president_dubya]

Thank you. I intend to make sure that this is the safest presidential term ever.

[darkblood777]

And how!

[president_dubya]

How what?

[aria_wild]

Modded Game Consoles?!?! No, no, I promised myself I wouldn't get upset, but here I am with chills, terrified to leave my home! AT least I still have the duct tape and platic wrap like i was told to get for terrorists attacks. Now I can use it to seal the windows in case those vile people use it near my home and it explodes or smokes!

[foxsynergy]

Bahahaha! That's funny! I --

erk!

*thump*

(collapses in a cloud of mod chip smoke)

[jonny_darko]

Ben Layton couldn't be a terrorist. He's not an Arab.

[president_dubya]

He has a very dark tan and is somewhat smelly, so we naturally thought he was.