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[priceonyourhead]

[Edited after his conversation with May]
Someone please tell Kermit he's not allowed to show me any articles from certain magazines.

We- I mean- I'm going to be a husband.

Comments

[may_haigha]

IS IT THAT ARTICLE ABOUT THE GERMAN SCIENTOLOGISTS?

[priceonyourhead]

No, but it's an article you KNOW VERY WELL.

[may_haigha]

What are you talking about?

[Pause as she reads below]

People came out today?

[priceonyourhead]

Yeah, it did.

[...]

Am I at least invited to the wedding??

[one_fry_short]

[priceonyourhead]

Kermit is my best muppet friend.

People.

[one_fry_short]

[priceonyourhead]

Gonzo is a peach.

There's a certain someone who seemed to hire a clone to answer questions for her.

[strictest]

Congratulations.

[priceonyourhead]

I feel like I was just hit by a truck. But, thank you.

[strictest]

I hear that's fairly common. You're welcome.

[tookeen]

KILROY, THAT'S AWESOME! HUSBANDS ARE THE BEST!

[priceonyourhead]

I've never been one before so LET'S HOPE I CAN MANAGE. YOU SHOULD COME TO THE WEDDING I WOULD BE HONORED. IT WILL LIKELY BE 80s THEMED IF I GET MY WAY.

[tookeen]

I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. CAN I BE THE DEVO FLOWER GIRL?

[priceonyourhead]

I WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE. YOU HAVE TO WEAR THE HAT.

[one_fry_short]

[priceonyourhead]

That's my job.

I think so?

[one_fry_short]

[priceonyourhead]

I do pretty well for myself.

We never dated. We're getting married.