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priceonyourhead

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Feb 13, 2008 23:27

Hey here's a question: When I say I want god damned Paul Jillian on the phone why is it so god damned hard to do? I fired three interns today. Three.

Alright. Get it together KB. Get it-

I know it's one of you mother fuckers. I know, because it's so god damned obvious. It's also god damned brilliant. Brilliant. Movie material brilliant. Catch my ( Read more... )

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one_fry_short February 14 2008, 07:50:22 UTC

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priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 07:57:20 UTC

I can't do the leg work for you, Tweed!

Uuuhhh, Elijah Wood?

one_fry_short February 14 2008, 07:59:59 UTC

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priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 08:13:43 UTC

Wha- you're like a kid at Christmas.

Yeah, I think Elijah would work. I'll have my people call him.

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fathergander February 14 2008, 07:51:15 UTC

Obvious, you say? What an interesting observation.

Brilliant? Hardly. But then, one must consider the source of the compliment for a necessary frame of reference.

priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 07:56:03 UTC

It's totally you, isn't? You made your character the most ridiculous that no one would even su- oh wait. No. No. You're waaaayyy to insecure for that.

fathergander February 14 2008, 08:03:30 UTC

Yes, you've discovered me: secretly, I'm a literary anarchist.

Devoted to the steady dismantling of all that is good and holy with the written word and the genre of folkloric literature. Eureka.

priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 08:08:14 UTC

Well check this shit out, as soon as I track this guy down and if I manage to not strangle him, I'm going to make a movie about it and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

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weekafternext February 14 2008, 07:56:51 UTC

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priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 07:58:56 UTC

Little bit of both, sweetie pie. Little bit of both.

weekafternext February 14 2008, 08:08:11 UTC

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priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 08:10:07 UTC

Please? There's nothing quite as relaxing as the sort of tea you send me. Sometimes I wonder if you put tranquilizers in it, but I wouldn't hold it against you.

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strucktwelve February 14 2008, 07:56:54 UTC

Karen Allen circa Raiders. She's just fucking awesome.

Or maybe Natalie Portman.

priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 08:00:40 UTC

No, no. Portman is too god damned cutesy. You want to be cutesy? I don't think so.

strucktwelve February 14 2008, 08:15:20 UTC

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priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 08:16:32 UTC

It's the fake pink hair that's fooling you.

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superiffic February 14 2008, 08:18:39 UTC

!!!

Grace Kelly! As I think she is beautiful and graceful and elegant and I also wish I could marry royalty and we both share a fault-free complexion and slender waistline made for being caught by males when fainting!

priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 08:21:36 UTC

Isn't she dead?

superiffic February 14 2008, 08:28:48 UTC

This was not a stipulation! However, if I were to choose some alive it would be Gwenyth Paltrow, though only if she were to name her children correctly!

priceonyourhead February 14 2008, 08:44:27 UTC

Yeah, the fuck kind of name is Apple?

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