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[priceonyourhead]

[OOC: Link is an actual picture pasted into the journal, I just don't want to take up space in the flist]

I....can't believe I'm saying this but- I think people need to stop sending me hats. When I was younger I didn't have the money to collect anything else but hats and I learned really quickly that if you play the Hollywood circle and you happen

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[pansyndrome]

So uh I just got back from China and I'm a little behind but.

Are there really muppets in a cabin in the woods?

Is this for the new Stephen King movie or something?

[pansyndrome]

Also that's a fucking sweet hat.

Science can do crazy things now, good luck with the hat babies.

[priceonyourhead]

How was China?

And yes, though they only rent the place out once a year, I think? I don't know, that's what Kermit said.

Glad you like the hat. I've got to find the right occasion to wear it, though.

[pansyndrome]

An adventure! But with Communism. Also there was a turtle the size of my pinky nail and I named him Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater (Pumpkin for short) but I had to leave him with my cousin because customs would have nailed me.

Have the muppets been imbued with sentience and volition for more than a year? How did I miss this?

It'd go great with a trash bag. Crazypants and a commentary on the ever-widening socioeconomic gap.

[spineless_lion]

That's a really nice hat.

Allison said that I could maybe leave a present that I got for her with you? I'll be out of town by the time she gets back, and I'd really like her to have it on Christmas. Is that okay with you?

[priceonyourhead]

Why, thank you.

She's coming back to New York for Christmas?

[spineless_lion]

I wish I looked good in hats. I really don't, though. I envy your hat abilities.

I think she said she was? I don't know for sure when she's getting back, but she told me I could leave her gift with you, and she'd open it on Christmas, so I'm guessing that means she'll be back in New York by then.

[priceonyourhead]

It's like a magic power. It comes with the tale.

Wow, and here I was gearing up for her to be gone for months and months. If she doesn't get back by then I'll make sure to ship it off for her along with my gift, alright kid?

Killie Bean

[piperpaid]

No more hats, Killie luv? How can say such a thing? If ya need more space, you can always store some of them at my flat, mate. I'm rarely there as it is and you know I've never met a hat that I didn't fancy - especially when worn by such a spunky bugger as yourself.

Oh, luv, you read my mind. Muppets aren't my bowl of rice, but Modern Art is something I can get excited about. See you around 7:00?

Red

[priceonyourhead]

I might take you up on that. Wait until you see this one in person, though. Probably one of the more practical hats I own, but certainly the nicest.

Not only is it Modern Art, but it's Modern Art furniture. People think I make a show about furniture because it's easy laughs, but I actually like it.

Hatter Honey

[piperpaid]

All your hats are aces, Killie darling, but I certainly can't wait to see this one up close and personal. The minnies will pass by so slowly now!

Furniture, eh? Well fuck me dead. Now that IS something to be excited about. What sort of furniture is it? The sturdy kind, I hope.

Sweetie Paze

[priceonyourhead]

I will make sure to wear it at a handsome angle. So you can get the full effect of its amazing powers.

It's funny you should ask that, sturdiness was exactly one of the first things I asked about when I bought it. Both in the couch and the new tea table. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

[tookeen]

[priceonyourhead]

Yes. They're all good friends of mine.

[tookeen]

[priceonyourhead]

Animal is more Niel's guy since they're both drummers. Kermit would be my best muppet friend. Even though I still can't figure out why.

[hareish]

[priceonyourhead]

You're not famous enough.

[hareish]

[priceonyourhead]

You should consider going on reality tv. You barely have to do anything.