I actually feel kind of sane today. This is good. I've been altogether too smarmy to people who are altogether too high on the food chain in this company, for the past two days.

Yesterday I only ate 2/3 of a block of chocolate, too. But this morning I walked past a takeaway shop and thought 'mmm, veal and cheese'. WTF? Veal and cheese?. ( Read more... )

Crap consumed in lieu of proper food and cigarettes

250gm family block of fruit and nut chocolate
ice-break (i.e. coffee flavoured milk)
sugar-free V
cup coffee
potato balls with chicken salt and sour cream

Hmmmm. My lungs will be saved, but my clogged up arteries will eventually lead to my demise.

Plus, I still want a cigarette. If I wasn't ( Read more... )

I haven't had a cigarette since 10.30pm last night.

I'm dying.

I'm fucking dying.

I have absolutely zero patience, can't concentrate and I want to cry because I want a cigarette so much.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes, you too could be this tragic if you want. Just get started smoking now, so a decade later, you can try and quit.

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job ( Read more... )

Ten minutes. That's all I wanted, ten minutes on the computer ( Read more... )

We went fishing this afternoon. Stuart caught a catfish. Patrick caught lots of mangrove roots. I caught sunburn and itchy bites.

We went to Kmart this morning to get Patrick new shoes. He didn't exactly need new shoes (he has a cute pair of joggers already that fit perfectly well), but he wanted to wear his scabby foam Superman thongs ( ( Read more... )

Every five seconds there's an ad on Nova (it's a radio station) for men who can't get it up, or come too soon. I'm so sick of this ad.

And I swear, people are getting more and more unbelievable every day. *cries* the number of morons I've spoken to this week....

I'm so busy, at home and at work ( Read more... )

Patrick and I were at Nanna's (Stuart's parents') yesterday whilst Stew went to work. Paddy and I went for a walk to the park and dropped in at the shops ( Read more... )

I think I have an ear infection. Damn.

I woke up this morning feeling like I have water in my right ear - you know, like when you've been swimming.

*cries*

Also, I would like to reiterate my hatred of the Australian Liberal Party. Oh, but the pure fury I feel towards them right now.

~Your local lower-class, mother was sometimes on welfare,