Stuart is at the hospital emergency room. He thinks he may have broken his foot today at the skate park ( Read more... )

Paddy and Stew are at the....wait for it....yep, skate park.

We took Paddy to get his hair cut, and my eyebrows waxed, today.

Worst Experience Ever:/

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There are always two versions of an email:

a) That which you want to send, outlining what a useless piece of shit somebody is, and what you think of their lack of intelligence/foresight

and

b) The other version, which you do send, which outlines your sympathy and all but offers to suck cock in return for acceptance of your apology ( Read more... )

For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,....
Just to get a little sausage.

Every episode of The Simpsons in which Homer Simpson attracts the attention of someone far more likeable (which could be just about anyone) than himself makes me grind my teeth. The gay guy (tonight's episode), Mindy, the Vegas lady he married, Larleen....I'm sure there's more, but I don't want to dwell on it. I need more Patty and Selma. I love ( Read more... )

I'm so busy it's not funny ( Read more... )

I was halfway through hanging out the washing when it started to rain:/

Now I'm fucking around on the computer. Again.

Read the grosses thing ever in a community:

I know a mother who breastfed her son until he was 13.

Wow, the boy wasn't even embarrassed about breatfeeding at that age?

not that i noticed. but then they live in a really ( Read more... )

Yay for long weekends. Boo for the amount of work I'm going to have to get through in Tuesday to Friday ( Read more... )

What is this, my fourth journal entry of the day? Wow. No, wait, it's strictly Saturday morning ( Read more... )

Kathy rang to say she and Allen are on their way over. They're going out tonight.

Note they're.

I am not going clubbing.

I will not be coerced.

Unless we're going to some crappy little pub. I like pubs.