shh don't tell

[princessmelkor]

Having been abandoned by my mortal, I have chosen to exercise my godly skills upon the kitchen.

It has been slow going and I fear that I may not be getting the chocolate cookies I so richly deserve.

Also, I need a fire extinguisher.

Comments

[the_whitelady]

*enters and calls*

Melly! I'm home!

[princessmelkor]

...crap.

[the_whitelady]

Melly, what are you up to?

!!

[princessmelkor]

Nothing, mortal! Do not approach me! For I am furious!