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Melkor: *sleepy and curled up on Eowyn's lap*
Eowyn: *pets her*
Melkor: I set fire to the kitchen again
Eowyn: I noticed.
Melkor: Frying pans are hard
Eowyn: I'd like you not to cook when I'm not around. I don't know if we'll ever get the smell of burned monkey fur out of the place.
Melkor: Veaner is mad at me >.>
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I do not get the respect I deserve as your dark lord. I present to you a tale of those who will be smote when the reckoning comes.
Theodwyn: *pouncehugs Eowyn*
Eowyn: Wynnie! Hello! *hugs* Are you here to play with Melly?
Theodwyn: yes! is she here?
Eowyn: In her room. *smiles*
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This will not do! This will not do at all! Melkor will not tolerate this! This is too far!
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No progress made on my minion's offer to babysit me but I came up with a plan to make things a little safer around this blasted city which I assure you WILL pay when I decide to unleash my power again.
Melkor: *rummages through Maglor's things*
Maglor: You. *grabs her by the hair*
Melkor: *flail!*
Maglor: WHAT do you think you're doing?
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this references something that really needs posted if I can just pin Thuringwethil's poster down for a few minutes. But you'll do fine.
Melkor: I FOUND MY VAMPIRE OMG
Eowyn: You did what, dear?
Melkor: I wandered off and a vampire found me! It's my vampire!
Eowyn: *narrows her eyes* What did I tell you about wandering off?
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shh don't tell
Having been abandoned by my mortal, I have chosen to exercise my godly skills upon the kitchen.
It has been slow going and I fear that I may not be getting the chocolate cookies I so richly deserve.
Also, I need a fire extinguisher.
