my beautiful, intelligent, fantastic orphaned student who falls asleep everyday and can't eat lunch that i've been trying to help and connect with and who brings me gummi bears and sandwiches is pregnant.

i am so depressed about it.

Sometimes, like Friday, I feel like a horrible teacher. I feel as though all my students are confused, in jail, or asleep.

And then the kid I've been pushing for weeks finally gets it in gear and makes a 91+extra credit = 95% on the test. Ninety-five percent!! And that makes me so incredibly happy. It's amazing.

one of my kids cheated on my test. i'm a bit upset about that ( Read more... )

profesora's Halloween party:

humpingmonkies dressed as the Governor of Louisiana.

mona_schauer dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Skipper Barfhumperdinck".

paulinha96 dressed as a diplomat from Nauru.

peixe84 dressed as a modest lizard.

the_peepster dressed as Madonna.

zeitundraum dressed as the Foreign Power Ranger.

Throw your own ( Read more... )

i got cussed out today ( Read more... )

oooh, shitoshitoshit ( Read more... )

my precalc kids were begging me friday to teach calculus next year.

now that feels good.

t*** said you'd better not be getting married unless you're getting married to him!!

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your fiance looks like he could be an artist or something [simply because he's got a shaved head and black dress shirt on...?!]

miz rabies,

you stay with your fiance?

yes.

when i get married, i'm gonna stay with my fiance too...so i can kick him out when i get mad at him!

one of my male students today, jokingly and in front of the entire class, said "....then i'm going to castrate you ( Read more... )