Absolutely one of the funniest instances of the year for me occurred just yesterday. Loitering in an athletic field alongside my crony Rich whilst awaiting the return of my comrade, we both took a gander out across the field and reminisced of our experiences in playing football, apparently Rich's coach was prone to abusively slamming him against ( Read more... )

Due to my comrades newfound appreciation for seeing local bands live, recently we both attended a show at the Clearwater theater in Dundee, neighboring Elgin. I can only imagine how nerve-racking it is playing live on stage for an audience, five or so years ago I could never fathom performing in front of an audience, however numerous drama ( Read more... )

Vaguely do I remember a ritual orchestrated by the instructors of the kindergarten class I attended as a child. Each of us offered one slim sleeping mat just large enough to huddle against as we were given a specific amount of time to take a brief nap. Always, it began with daydreaming.. panning my gaze around the dim room, the only lights ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, I found myself in quite a resentful mood last night. No particular reason, suppose I just needed to vector out some accumulated frustration. Ordinarily whenever something irritates me, habitually I suppress it and attempt to forget, however rather stealthily it seems to stow away and burrow under my skin, eventually resurfacing ( Read more... )

Recently i've taken a look back at what i've made of my life, and as of late I feel as though i've been wandering the nether-realm as the living dead. As an individual, i've never really strove to be the best, despite the encouragement of my peers. My only setback in life is my incompetent lack of ambition, that which has spawned from years of ( Read more... )

Took an icy shower in hopes of awakening from this dreary state, unfortunately the cold only reflected that which i've felt inside. Long ago, haphazardly I met someone by chance, drawn together by similar interests. I genuinely don't know how, but the moment I met her, I knew she was something special. First time we conversed over the phone, it ( Read more... )

Foremost i'll begin by sharing one of the most lucid dreams i've had since I was a tike. I've always had a bewildering interest in zombies, since I was younger the George Romero movies were mildly disturbing, and the video games I played spawned nightmares, however as i've grown older, i've become rather partial to zombie storylines. In my dream ( Read more... )

Over the last couple of days I think i've been the most social since I can remember. Thursday I was roused from my lackadaisical dawdling by the sound of Danny's voice calling by the open window of my homestead. Groggily peering out the window whilst clad in simply a pair of keen boxers, methodically donning my casual attire as my mother stepped ( Read more... )

Independence Day was the keenest i've had in years. Sunday both my mother and I were graciously invited to the household of my comrades kin for supper in what turned out to be a relatively congenial evening. Fluttering from the deck to the den, my comrade and I plagued with boredom as we entertained ourselves by prank calling random businesses ( Read more... )

Thursday I had the privilege of being formally introduced to some hard liquor. Downing more than half a bottle of rum, my comrade and I took a few swigs of some Irish Whiskey, that which had about 41% alcohol in it, afterwards we each took a swig of Bicardi 151, that which has about 75% alcohol, supposedly the Bicardi is also flammable liquid, it ( Read more... )