Don't forget to vote tomorrow ( Read more... )

Attention everybody!! I have an announcement to make, so please take a moment to read below ( Read more... )

I knew it! Those hookers... They sell Everclear here, but it's only 75% alcohol!! How dirty and tricky. The stuff back home's the good stuff that's 95%. I checked ( Read more... )

Finally. We figured it out. See, I was talking with Marc the other night and we just couldn't figure out how Bushie thought he was going to win this absurd losing-cause war. We pondered and pondered, and eventually figured that he must be waiting until after election day, and he must have an army of a million ninjas hidden in a warehouse in texas. ( Read more... )

I'm going to keep some notes as I'm watching ( Read more... )