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[prongs_deer]

Lily? Let's not break up or have enormous fights or whatever the hell else is going on with the entire rest of the school, eh?

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[chimera_windigo]

Lily says she's too naked to get to her journal right now, but she wholeheartedly agrees.

I'm sorry. That was vastly inappropriate. Best of luck to you two.

[prongs_deer]

You are an arsehole, and thanks. Stop fucking around with Longbottom's head, by the way, he's making Gryffindor Tower scary.

[chimera_windigo]

Believe me, if this were more my fault, by all means, I would take responsibility and quell the man, but he's bloody off his rocker, and I don't think anything I'm capable of doing would put him back on it.

[prongs_deer]

Oy, he's not off his rocker. Can't say I wouldn't have the exact same reaction if I were in his place.

[x_lily_x]

Deal. What is going on? No one is talking to anyone and everyone is incredibly sensitive. It's driving me up the wall.

[prongs_deer]

No bloody idea. Even Hufflepuffs are hacked off, and they're Hufflepuffs they're supposed to be the nice ones, aren't they? I mean, have you ever tried getting one angry? It is not an easy task, nine times from ten.

[x_lily_x]

No, I've never tried to get a Hufflepuff angry. I wouldn't want to. But you're right, they're angry too! This is getting insane.

[prongs_deer]

You ought to try getting one angry sometime. Just not right now. They're all polite about it, it's great.

[bubblegum_toads]

In my defense (because I'm sure, by now, I could be surely lumped into that category), one doesn't intend to have these fights publicly.

[prongs_deer]

I'm naming no names, Alice, and I'm not judging. Just saying everything seems to have gone mad since people got back from Christmas hols.

[bubblegum_toads]

Yes. It has.

[frankly__frank]

[Private to James]

Don't you ever fucking let Evans go, Potter.

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[prongs_deer]

[Private to Frank]

Never, not as long as she'll still have me.

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[not__serious]

I don't think we should do any of those things either, schmootzie-poo.

[prongs_deer]

Ooooooh, you're so cute when you're romantic, snookums!

[not__serious]

And you're so cute when stating the obvious, pumpkin!

[prongs_deer]

You know what I think?