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what the fuck is this world coming to?
I am very upset today. What may well be the deadliest school shooting (surpassing the most recent horrible shooting at Columbine) in the history of the US just happened at MY old college this morning. These things are always supposed to happen elsewhere, aren't they? Hell, some of the shootings took place in the dorm building where me, dracoshen and _crail lived ( Read more... ) -
the cloverleaf mall carnival out of nowhere!
I have a new I-Mockery piece up this week, about the mysterious carnival that showed up in the Cloverleaf Mall parking lot last week. There are lots of goofy pictures, so if you enjoy those "photo adventure" pieces, this is definitely something you would enjoy. The piece was Farked yesterday, but traffic should be back to a point now where it will ( Read more... ) -
protocomics part 3: mr. j's wild ride
For both of you who will be interested in this, I have a new Protocomic up on I-Mockery. This one's taken from a classic Batman comic from the 50s, so as you might imagine, it's cheesy as hell. It's kind of hard to top the silliness of the original source material in some of these instances! Anyway, check it out and let me know what you think!
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odds and ends
I've got two new I-Mockery offerings, the first is from last week and it's 10 Things I Like About The Empire Strikes Back. This piece generated a tremendous response (it got nearly 45,000 clicks from Fark alone), but then, you mention "Star Wars" and fanboys do tend to come running like someone just rang the dinner bell. It also generated quite a ( Read more... ) -
gypsies are singing in the garage again
Last night Rachael, Macon and I went to see accordian-wielding Jason Webley (a guy whose sound is somewhere between Tom Waits and a crazed, drunken gypsy, realizing that sometimes ol' Mr. Waits sounds like a crazed, drunken gypsy himself) at a house show, and he was fantastic. Rachael and Macon really enjoyed him, and seemed very appreciative of ( Read more... ) -
transformers suckage
I have written an I-Mockery piece about Why The Live-Action Transformers Movie is Going to Suck. You know it's true. There is no way this movie can avoid being a crashing disappointment ( Read more... ) -
quote of the day
"If I could mail Neil Gaiman a punch in the balls, I would." - valatar, upon reading the disappointing "ending" to the Eternals miniseries -
protocomics part 2: marvel identity crisis
The second installment of my new "Protocomics" feature on I-Mockery is now up, and this one ties in with the new Ghost Rider movie (which I still haven't even seen, come to think of it). Check it out and let me know what you think!
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i don't need your civil war
I have a new "Tales From the Longbox" column up on I-Mockery, this time about Marvel's big Civil War event that just came to an end last week. If you've been curious about Civil War but haven't kept up with any of it, this will give you a pretty decent rundown of what happened (focusing on the more ridiculous aspects of it, naturally). And even if ( Read more... ) -
my eyeballs are vomitting pink
This year, celebrate Valentine's Day right, with I-Mockery's 2007 Valentine Cards Collection. I was only able to contribute five cards this year (the one pictured is not one of them) due to time constraints. But check them out, and be sure to tell your loved or not-so-loved ones how you really feel.
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