Fanfiction

[proudquibbler]

I have recently discovered an ingenious thing called "fanfiction." I'm not sure why it's called fanfiction, but anyway, there's a lot out there about people I know! Some's even about me, but I think that's just Gilderoy Lockhart up to his old tricks

Comments

[bakatsuzuki]

From what I've read of the Harry Potter books, this seems terribly OOC.

[proudquibbler]

Books? What do you mean?

Anyway, you don't know Harry and Draco the way I do. I know for a fact that their so-called "hatred" is just a ploy to distract attention from their undying love.

[bakatsuzuki]

There are books about Harry Potter and his life. Does no one read?

I suppose I don't.

[proudquibbler]

Really? Am I in them?

Yes, I've gone to school with Harry and Draco for five years, and I've gotten quite close to Harry. I don't know what those books are telling you, but the two are desparately in love.

[honestlyharry]

Um.

...

[proudquibbler]

I'll take that to mean that you think that there are no words to describe the exquisite quality of my writing.

[pansyduh]

Okay, I know you know this and all, but you're insane.

[proudquibbler]

I am not! You know it as well as I do, they're in love and hiding it from the world to protect both of their safeties.

[pansyduh]

Oh, right. How foolish of me to forget....

[princeofwriting]

Kisses don't have hands - they can't hold anything.

[proudquibbler]

On the contrary. Bowls don't have hands, but they can hold water. Hold is used in a figurative sense.

[stfupotter]

ARE YOU INSANE?!?!