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1.~How did you meet caramelised? He was launched on the 15 June 1987 by NASA as a research probe but his falps didn't extend causing him to fall out of orbit and end up wedged in my face. True story.
2.~What would you do if you had never met sister_ray? I dont really follow - I wouldnt do anything as there would be no catalyst to cause anything to occur. I couldnt even miss him as i would never have met him! Retarded!
3.~What do you honestly think of pob? Surely too genuine, pleasant and helpful for a world such as this? Unless she smokes goat sausage in her spare time?
4.~Would or did campovsky and sexy_lex go out? They did indeed go out for around 2 years - Rich was still on the smack at that time and he used to beat Alex up real good. But i hear the sex was fabulous...very vigorous
5.~Have you ever liked mertrodome? Naturlich, he is commander of the seven armies and the right hand man of Moses.
6.~If campovsky died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? My loins yearn for you with a deep booming hunger and that!
7.~Would bellalasagne and campovsky make a good couple? No I wouldnt think so - but then i thought you could cook mackerel in a toaster...which you cant.
8.~Describe dead_battery in 3 words: Opaque, rotating, submersible.
9.~Do you think helgatron is hot? Yeah, for a cambridge boffjob! ;)
10.~Would campovsky and campovsky make a lovely couple? Yes, I could see that working out splendidly.
11.~What do you think of when you see sexy_lex? How i could crush his little head in my hands if i squeezed him just that bit too tight.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about campovsky: He has no testicles but rather a fleshy shelf below his penis filled with pollen.
13.~Do you know any of glassjawgirl's family members? No but im sure they are lovely.
14.~What's campovsky's favorite color? Nova Scotia Crimson
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is prozachealsme? 11+! Off the fucking charts!
16.~What would you do if jerk_off just professed their undying love for you? I think its unlikely but if it did happen i'd get a restraining order. Got to keep the mentalists away, its a safety issue.
17.~What language does campovsky speak? A unique blend of grunting and early Mongolian
18.~Who is campovsky going out with? Why all the questions about richard - you want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
19.~Is crack_hitler a boy or a girl? Both but his womb is retractable and stored between his lungs.
20.~Would campovsky and jerk_off make a good couple? The sheer amount of musicality that would arise from such a union would surely knock the world off its axis. So, no.
21.~Who do you think campovsky would be great with from this list? A woman made entirely of biscuits that isnt on the list. There is a natural progression here to cunnilingus but im too mature to oblige.
22.~When was the last time you talked to helgatron? Way back when, at the Firkin i believe.
23.~What is mertrodome's favorite band? The Revolving Shingle Splitters Mega Jungle Jazz Fusion
24.~Does bellalasagne have any siblings? She was raised by wolves in Indonesia so no siblings.
25.~Would you ever date glassjawgirl? Obviously! Anytime i felt unwell she could immediately operate on me. Awesome!
26.~Would you ever date dead_battery? We were in fact secretly married in underground tunnels by Captain Birdseye back in Nam!
27.~Is campovsky single? Well there is only one of him.....or is there? Deep in the Arizona desert work is underway on a new Richaz Campoverovernadeny prototype for use in combat.
28.~What is campovsky's last name? McNazel-o-wantonbulkfizzbotumoclarkington
29.~What is campovsky's middle name? Fucknugget
30~What is pob's fantasy? Mr Wimpy shitting on her tits. I would think, at a guess.
31.~Where does crack_hitler live? Not where but rather when!
32.~Would you make out with caramelised? I do. He has a tongue like an electric eel and he likes the taste of a REAL man!
33.~Are sister_ray and glassjawgirl best friends? No, they are actually arch nemeses and were both created from the same DNA found between a Plesiosaurus' teeth.
34.~Does dead_battery like campovsky? No, she sometimes climbs his roof at night to flob on him when he comes out of a morning.
35.~How did you meet campovsky? I was at a charity function for Kids With Legs What Dont Work Proper and hired him as an escort for the evening. Certainly a sturdier tongue than some of the children!
36.~Is helgatron older than you? No. I am the oldest and thus the best. FACT.
37.~Is campovsky the sexiest person alive? He must be or i wouldnt have had to answer so very many questions about every facet of his life. The only thing not covered here is his stupid glasses face!
So very informative really. If you rape a midget is it like child abuse because they are so small?
By the by my phone is intermittently super shagged and i am missing some calls, so if you are unable to reach me then please send telegram or carrier pidgeon.
Yours for all eternity,
D'Artagnan
2. Pass it on.
1.~How did you meet caramelised? He was launched on the 15 June 1987 by NASA as a research probe but his falps didn't extend causing him to fall out of orbit and end up wedged in my face. True story.
2.~What would you do if you had never met sister_ray? I dont really follow - I wouldnt do anything as there would be no catalyst to cause anything to occur. I couldnt even miss him as i would never have met him! Retarded!
3.~What do you honestly think of pob? Surely too genuine, pleasant and helpful for a world such as this? Unless she smokes goat sausage in her spare time?
4.~Would or did campovsky and sexy_lex go out? They did indeed go out for around 2 years - Rich was still on the smack at that time and he used to beat Alex up real good. But i hear the sex was fabulous...very vigorous
5.~Have you ever liked mertrodome? Naturlich, he is commander of the seven armies and the right hand man of Moses.
6.~If campovsky died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? My loins yearn for you with a deep booming hunger and that!
7.~Would bellalasagne and campovsky make a good couple? No I wouldnt think so - but then i thought you could cook mackerel in a toaster...which you cant.
8.~Describe dead_battery in 3 words: Opaque, rotating, submersible.
9.~Do you think helgatron is hot? Yeah, for a cambridge boffjob! ;)
10.~Would campovsky and campovsky make a lovely couple? Yes, I could see that working out splendidly.
11.~What do you think of when you see sexy_lex? How i could crush his little head in my hands if i squeezed him just that bit too tight.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about campovsky: He has no testicles but rather a fleshy shelf below his penis filled with pollen.
13.~Do you know any of glassjawgirl's family members? No but im sure they are lovely.
14.~What's campovsky's favorite color? Nova Scotia Crimson
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is prozachealsme? 11+! Off the fucking charts!
16.~What would you do if jerk_off just professed their undying love for you? I think its unlikely but if it did happen i'd get a restraining order. Got to keep the mentalists away, its a safety issue.
17.~What language does campovsky speak? A unique blend of grunting and early Mongolian
18.~Who is campovsky going out with? Why all the questions about richard - you want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
19.~Is crack_hitler a boy or a girl? Both but his womb is retractable and stored between his lungs.
20.~Would campovsky and jerk_off make a good couple? The sheer amount of musicality that would arise from such a union would surely knock the world off its axis. So, no.
21.~Who do you think campovsky would be great with from this list? A woman made entirely of biscuits that isnt on the list. There is a natural progression here to cunnilingus but im too mature to oblige.
22.~When was the last time you talked to helgatron? Way back when, at the Firkin i believe.
23.~What is mertrodome's favorite band? The Revolving Shingle Splitters Mega Jungle Jazz Fusion
24.~Does bellalasagne have any siblings? She was raised by wolves in Indonesia so no siblings.
25.~Would you ever date glassjawgirl? Obviously! Anytime i felt unwell she could immediately operate on me. Awesome!
26.~Would you ever date dead_battery? We were in fact secretly married in underground tunnels by Captain Birdseye back in Nam!
27.~Is campovsky single? Well there is only one of him.....or is there? Deep in the Arizona desert work is underway on a new Richaz Campoverovernadeny prototype for use in combat.
28.~What is campovsky's last name? McNazel-o-wantonbulkfizzbotumoclarkington
29.~What is campovsky's middle name? Fucknugget
30~What is pob's fantasy? Mr Wimpy shitting on her tits. I would think, at a guess.
31.~Where does crack_hitler live? Not where but rather when!
32.~Would you make out with caramelised? I do. He has a tongue like an electric eel and he likes the taste of a REAL man!
33.~Are sister_ray and glassjawgirl best friends? No, they are actually arch nemeses and were both created from the same DNA found between a Plesiosaurus' teeth.
34.~Does dead_battery like campovsky? No, she sometimes climbs his roof at night to flob on him when he comes out of a morning.
35.~How did you meet campovsky? I was at a charity function for Kids With Legs What Dont Work Proper and hired him as an escort for the evening. Certainly a sturdier tongue than some of the children!
36.~Is helgatron older than you? No. I am the oldest and thus the best. FACT.
37.~Is campovsky the sexiest person alive? He must be or i wouldnt have had to answer so very many questions about every facet of his life. The only thing not covered here is his stupid glasses face!
So very informative really. If you rape a midget is it like child abuse because they are so small?
By the by my phone is intermittently super shagged and i am missing some calls, so if you are unable to reach me then please send telegram or carrier pidgeon.
Yours for all eternity,
D'Artagnan