You can download a mini version of Sarah Jane Smith's computer for your desktop. I think everybody should have one of these.

Oh, I forgot to mention...

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I have an hour to kill and no work to do. To make matters worse, you aren't allowed to listen to music, play games or look at porn on college computers. I think it's a bit much for them to ban all of my hobbies ( Read more... )

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I derive far more enjoyment from observing the behavior of random passing strangers than I suspect I should. Today's brief glimpse into the life of people who aren't me happened in the town centre ( Read more... )

First day at college went really well. Everything was shiny and new. There were only eight other people doing the same course as me and they seemed like a really nice bunch. I liked the tutor too, even if she was a bit quiet ( Read more... )

I suspect I know the answer to this already, but does anybody else have difficulty in distinguishing between the odours of bleach and gas (as in natural gas, the popular domestic fuel, rather than whatever it is that Americans put in their cars or any other sort of gas)? I find it slightly disturbing that my household cleaning efforts are usually ( Read more... )

Stewart Lee was extremely funny and I am extremely drunk.

I'm going to see Stewart Lee tomorrow night. This has the added appeal that I get to spend the day with some non-internet friends who I haven't seen in ages and stand outside a pub smoking while they sit inside and drinkI'm still always surprised when anybody who I've heard of plays in Taunton. We actually have a really nice theatre but, y'know, it ( Read more... )

I've had a letter from my local college to say that I've been accepted on to the course that I applied for. I had to go for an interview and do a reading comprehension test last week. I've been reading reasonably well and comprehending pretty much all of it for over 25 years, so the test wasn't all that bad. I saw some other people at the ( Read more... )